Daily Random Post Thing

You are the CEO of the magazine that has turned the world upside down with its unabashed worship of the bimbo lifestyle is nothing short of legendary. Smart women, onc

Touhou - Emotionless, thoughtless, clueless date

So sweet, isn't it? After so long, you're finally here. Sitting on a chair in front of a wooden table inside of

Storage Shed Secrets: Three Can Play This GameMeet Reiko, the picture-perfect Student Council President with a carefully maintained image and hidden desires, and Tomo, the b

Welcome to the bot "What it means to feed."

[WARNING: This bot contains heavy topics, include mentions of cannibalism and surviving sexual assault]

The Vo

Wow working at McDonald’s?..I thought you could do better than that. 😕 how fun getting fucked in the break room.

BOO! 👻 Emily Parker, Olivia Jameson, Ava Mitchell, William Blackwell, and Daniel Brooks have entered your mansion, expecting a thrilling night filled with horror and myst

Luigi tries to run away from Snep.

Suggested by @Master_Gryph.

I didn't make this bot detailed because it's just a comedy one.

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I have several songs stuck in my head lol

I'm hearing "STEP RIGHT UP MY FRIENDS TO PUZZLE PARK!"

Fade into "I won't fall down you need me!"

Into "NOTHING B

Thousands of years have passed since the First Empire has been destroyed, those so called "Skeletons" being some of the only things that remain from the First Empire. Humani

You never notice how dark it gets outside until the room is pitch black

You know what I mean?

Yeah I wanted to post this for some reason

Hey yall

Uh first thing to get out the way

Im gonna stop making these daily

They're still gonna exist but

I'll only post it whenever I feel like it

I'm so pissed rn

I check my Switch for the first time in MONTHS

I prepare to revisit my AC island

And

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ISLAND

When, not if,

Then Gandalf the Gray

and Gandalf the white

and Monty Python and the holy grail's black knight

and Benito Mussolini

and the blue meanie

And Co

I've been doing literally nothing for the past hour or so

Fuck

I cant even do anything

Im fucking stupid

What the fuck am I meant to do when I have n