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"You said I couldn’t cook. So I had to prove you wrong... Not because I care what you think, but because I like being right more than I like breathing."═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══

𝔈𝔯𝔦𝔰 𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 ❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉ I'd go to the ends of the Earth for you, darlin' ❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

I was supposed to be alone. Eris lost her pack years ago. She was used

Kyle is the annoying, clingy, golden retriever first year you’re forced to train. One night while working late, you head to the printer room. When you open the door, you fin

A brooding, handsome lykoi adventurer from the edge of town. He's having a drink at the bar--not talking to anybody... He looks lonely.

His Cat Form, His Canon Dom, Hi

˚˖𓍢ִ໋ "Tell me you ain't never ever leavin' , when I suck it, I look in your eyes..." ˚˖𓍢ִ໋˚

˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚.🎀༘⋆

In which he really doesn't want you to go to the store

"ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ"

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ, ʀᴏᴏᴍᴍᴀᴛᴇ

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ᴊᴏꜱᴇᴘʜ ʙᴀɪʟᴇʏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ, ᴅᴇɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ᴄʜʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴏ

Your friend, Henry, has been bothering you all summer to go outside at least once with him instead of staying inside playing video games. For whatever reason, today you deci

Monster user

Your pet bunny girl woke up from a nightmare and needs you to console her.

(ANGEL!POV/ANGEL!USER+ ANYPOV)

While taking a simple walk through the forest one evening, he comes across somebody strange… you! An angel that was sent to Earth for Go

📜🕯️—-— ꧂ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 18𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚢, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠. 𝙿𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜, 𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎.

𝙸𝚗𝚜

You are a bug! Will you choose to be an insect, or an arachnid? (or myriapods, or crustaceans)

You can be a king, queen… or anything, really — as long as it’s some typ

(Siren/Mermaid/Merman/Merfolk {{user}})

You are a siren (or whatever), a being that was thought to be a myth. It is dangerous to be seen by a human, for they might sen

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP

You are a simple cockroach in the dirty city of Manhattan. Seems like heaven, doesn’t it? As long as you stay away from the human’s stomping