Meji

"in my time, we only used the phone to make calls, we even had payphones to not need any phone!"

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⊂ SCENARIO

"Please don't move. And don't even think about blushing, you asked me to take a picture of you yourself, honey."

Who would have thought that your requests for a photo

𝐀𝐍𝐘!𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑!𝐏𝐎𝐕 𝐱 𝐌!𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐑!𝐎𝐂

𝐓𝐖: "ʜᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ᴡᴀꜱ 11 ɪɴᴄʜᴇꜱ", 𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐆, 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂

AnyPOV┇Set in 1985, during the height of the Satanic Panic, Reaganomics, and the rise of Conservative Evangelism

This is an update for the original bot, which I

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Your husband is being rude.

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Your best friend who is in love with you