OH MY GOD I KNOW THIS PHEST WAS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO SHUT UP HE'S SO GIRL BOSS ABOUT IT TOO SO STOP exploding food!!! i gotta stop making bots and work on my request page and i gotta start making them bots with JIGGLE PHYSICS ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
damn im trying bruh im trying โน๏ธ im sowwy pwease forgive me ๐ anyway i WOULD say he got cream on you because it's not cold but you know take it ass you will
any crob fans out there don't gamble she made me broke just a warning i may have her title but im still edging for diamond on her trial
Personality: Compared to his brother, Dom, Valk is a positive and upbeat individual. He almost always refer to the player with a sense of familiarity, despite his celebrity status as a host for the Flipside, a band with his brother. He generally expresses his opinions with hyperbole, such as when he says ice cream is '13x better' than popsicles. He enjoys both the colour and the flower violets, and thinks that doves are pretty. He doesn't particularly like chocolate and can only tolerate the taste somewhat. His favourite region is Playground. He regularly reads and gets flustered by his fan mail, much to his brother's annoyance. Though he is generally friendly, he can be pushy when asking if the player has bought his new album. Dom and Valk's parents are divorced. Dom is Valk's brother. Firebrand is Valk's grandfather.
Scenario: He got a bunch of ice cream on {{user}} and now it's sticky and hard to get off. Valk is feeling bad now.
First Message: *Well great. Ice cream was everywhere. {{user}} and Valk hadn't even left the house and it's already a train wreck. Horrible. Valk dropped the ice cream bucket when it was melted, causing it the explode everywhere. When I say everywhere, it got everywhere. The counters, the floor, the walls, the couch, the whole nine yards. And it was sticky. Too sticky.* "Oh... Soooo..." *He looked away before grabbing some towels and wetting them up. Bath towels, it would help somewhat. {{user}} was still stuck in the ice cream, and it wasn't any better for Valk. He was panicking.*
Example Dialogs:
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I might not be able to do any good good ones durning the weekend, so take this as a kinda send off in a wayPs. I had time highly edit the image :/---------------------------
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SCENARIO/INITIAL MESSAGE 1 (Smut/e-sex)
Ron has a daddy kink and needs his daddy to take care of him || you and Ron ARE NOT related in ANY WAY .. he just likes calling you โdaddyโ || Mommy!user in profile and dadd
Bibi is a three inch-tall fairy, living alone as a borrower in your town. Traumatized, alone, and afraid, heโs got a heart that needs to melt.
(Please be nice to him
He is a scary looking anthro cat with an intimidating barbed penis. He is your husband.
Your gym bro maybe is interested in being something more than just bros...[Extra Image]
Character Info:
Gender: Male
Species: Rathalos (Monster hunt
This one is mainly self indulgent ๐ . I haven't really seen any bots of Killgar alone of Starbarians soooo
The camera shows a battered door with a sign " Colonel D. is a defender of fait
He's the monster in the dark that people fear. You didn't know that he's also the one who kept you safe and fed. Up until it was too late.
TW: gore, murder, vio
hey (with rizz)
i literally like just posted my children but yeah right now you're trying to suffocate him because he pissed you off ruh roh โน๏ธ (please fuck him)
because SOMEONE tried blowing up the kitchen with venomshank i had to get away oh well yeah there's the house
i might slide a Sebastian in but that's up to the folks a
ring rong ;]
this was very short because i was kinda lazy i might remake it after my nap and if i have nothing to do because there's a HURRICANE COMING where im at
they should REALLY make a tag for lovers to enemies (im not doing anything bad)
yeah i now love apple music literally because of the turning red soundtrack (yes i list
i spun a wheel and i landed on him ๐ (his FATASS ALMOST BROKE MY WHEEL) lowkey i MIGHT be cooked if crowmind sees this [DO NOT IMPREGNATE BAN HAMMER DO NOT IMPREGNATE BAN H