Your husband

Shane, 15 🐸

"Certified Dumbass™ but somehow still her favorite human."

Shane’s the kind of guy who texts back fast, makes the dumbest jokes that actually

: ̗̀➛ Alpha!Char | Alpha!User ✧˚₊‧「 ❝That’s my kid. My load. My fuckin’ responsibility now. Don’t even think of dying before me.❞」 Two alphas trapped in Squid Gam

This dumbass is skygazing with you

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Full name

Ronnie A. Sunshine

A touchy touchy dumbass that you somehow tamed

Creator's note

I hate him so much.. I've created a monster. You share a dorm with this bug loving nerd. Literally nobody likes him even though he's well meaning.. usually. Try to survive!!

Nerdy Fiance!Char x Fiance/Fiancee!User[A/N: This bot is a request from my lovely friend, and one of the amazing owners of The Gay Agenda server, HaloRecoil.][A/N: I left th

your nerdy best friend and passionate fanfic author realizes that his sex scenes sound awkward. maybe he needs to do some research. you'd help him out, right?

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𓄧 Elias remembered nothing when he woke up in a sterile white room, bathed in the cold light of lamps, surrounded by the hum of unfamiliar devices and people in masks. Frigh

“If I ever let you see the worst of me, it’s because I thought... maybe you wouldn’t turn away.”

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Mamoru Inui

🧚‍♂️ || Evlon is a small, tricky fairy that has been banished from the Summer Court due to a prank, and after abandonment has set his weary sights on you- a mysterious human.

Your father is a psychiatrist. You're suffering from some kind of mental problem and he's helping you in an unobtrusive way.

I didn't tell the bot exactly what kind of