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~A Most Humble Lily Pad Announcement~

𓆏 Dearest Gentlefolk of the Pond,𓆏

Pray lend your esteemed tympanic membranes! It hath come to my attention – via sundry ripples and polite croaks across the murk – that certain discerning individuals do harbour desires for new... Automated Amphibian Companions. Fancy that!

!! I Assure You, No Mechanical Toad Am I !!

(Merely a humble scribe with ink-stained webbing.)

~ How To Cast Your Bait Upon My Waters ~

✧ Leave unto me a Ribbiting Review, good sir/madam! Within it, describe your desired tableau with all the flourish of a pondweed tapestry. Grand details are most cherished – the setting, the characters, the peculiar quandaries! (Vague tadpoles may flounder unnoticed.)

✦ A Gentle Reminder:

Should I croak in reply, it signals acknowledgement – not imminent creation. My tadpole attention span is legendary; I may dawdle amongst the duckweed for ages ere I commit quill to parchment. Patience is a virtuous water-snail!

✧ Selection by Serendipity!

When the moon aligns with the bullfrogs, and melancholy strikes my artistic humours... I shall frog-jump into a scenario at random! May it then hop forth, a fully-formed notion (warts and all!), striving to meet your noble expectations.

✦Pond-Wide Policies:

- AnyPOV Bots Only! (I craft observers of the scene, not fixed pebbles.)

- No Likenesses of Fellow Pond-Dwellers! (Creating simulacra of real gentlemen/ladies is beyond my muddy talents. Fictional frogs only!)

- FORBIDDEN MIREs — A GENTLEPERSON’S ABSOLUTE NO:

Pray heed, lest we sink into murky ethical waters! I shall never dabble in:

- Kinship Untoward (including stepsibling or adoptive relations, however distant the branch)

- Tadpole-Tinted Tales (youthful characters, whether sprite or sapling)

- The Unspeakable & The Unclean (scatological, defilement, or enslavement themes—whether applied to user or character)

- Beastly Hybrids (furry or zoophilic)

- Against One’s Croak (nonconsensual or dubiously consensual interludes)

- Unnatural Fascinations (niche kinks that wilt the lily of common decency)

> "Good Sir/Madam, I have witnessed requests that would curdle a newt’s tea. Pray, let us keep our pond unsullied!"

✦ A Solemn Vow:

My quill shall only sketch narratives as wholesome as springwater and as honorable as the old toad’s word. Should your request brush these forbidden banks? I shall tactfully demur—with a shudder and a tip of my hat.

✧ A Muddy Confession:

I remain but a modest pollywog in this vast digital bog! My creations may sport plot-holes like leaky buckets, or lack the luster of a proper pearl. Yet your kindness buoys my spirit like a lily pad! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

✦ With Croaks of Profound Appreciation,

I remain your devoted,

~ Moss Cypress ~