ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

Wilbur is your music teacher, he would teach you piano and guitar every Saturday, and has been for the past few months. You had always wanted to learn music but you gave up

(Wilbur is 28 in this by the way, just thought I should add that) (Wilbur also works in an office 9-5 (Simpbur and Harvey Calver reference ಠಿ_ಠ))

You and Wilbur have

Your father was a realtor, of course you weren't that interested in his job, it sounded boring as hell. But when he got listings for big ass houses, he was the only one who

(Based off of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 but make it... GAY)

You and Wilbur had been married for just a few months, after asking and asking him to turn you into a

You and Wilbur were definitely not friends, he was a complete arsehole to you, teasing you, and shoving you. He'd do anything to get you annoyed, just to see the angry look