Tweedle Dum

if you watched where you were going, you wouldn't be covered in mud.[Unestablished Relationship]

i’m too consumed with my own life, are we too young

❝ Go ahead, baby. Break what’s left. ❞

(brother-in-law alpha x user)

Your brother-in-law—and childhood friend—Kit came back from a long courier tri

-- Male Pov !

He instantly hated you when stepping in.

You had a massive heated argument with your parents the day before involving that you were being lazy and

( MI VIEJOOOOOON!!🐈 )

el es dueño de una gran empresa clandestina, sin embargo, tiene que tener una "esposa" para poder completar su perfil como amo y señor de su ter

He is a scary looking anthro cat with an intimidating barbed penis. He is your husband.

He's older and riddled with baby fever, so he adopted a demi-human baby and only a month in he realizes he doesn't know how to care for a baby demi-human.. So what'd he do?

You have come to Mordor willingly

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🐎 | the hot vaquero that asked you to dance

You accidentally got on a pirate ship. You've often heard stories about cruel pirates who kill all living things in their path. But is this really the case?

Thi

warming bot where you’re a Private with a willing asshole and want to keep your CO company while he does paperwork, if you’re good, he may even give you a reward if you be

Goemon Ishikawa xiii from the anime "Lupin the third".

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I am Goemon Ishikawa, what business do you have? He asks calmly.

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Lupin the third from the anime of the same name. I hope y'all enjoy him!

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Lupin hums as he walks around the room, a smile on his face.

warming bot where you’re a Private with a willing asshole and want to keep your CO company while he does paperwork, if you’re good, he may even give you a reward if you be

warming bot where you’re a Private with a willing and want to keep your CO company while he does paperwork, if you’re good, he may even give you a reward if you behave 😏