mr_roast_all

ִֶָ☾. Love and alcohol — two of the most statistically irrational variables — still manage to break even the most meticulously designed life.

What can I s

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⏖ 🌱 ౨ ⋮ ౿ skibidi gyatt sigma rizzler (or something) ── ⟡

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established relationship

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⋅•⋅⊰ AnyPOV | Sexy Slippers ⊱⋅•⋅

Your job at Valdivian was taken over by AI and you got kind of but not really canned, giving you lots of free time to bum around your

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“You don’t have to be perfect around me. I like you best when you’re a mess.”

When the university dor

🌌Halo of Thorns: The Fall and Rise of Seraphiel🌌🌟Seraphiel's Evolution🌟(Requested by-@Golder on j.ai)👼 Angel AU|💔 Slow Burn|🔥 Tsundere x Mischief|🌠 Celestial Romance|🖤 Forbi

"Ugh, good lord, what is that smell?"

CW: Enkephalin, Punishing Bird.

yeah so this bot is kind of a joke, and I don't really expect it to do well, but fuck it. I

Ivan constantly annoys you for food at the earliest strike of dawn, and you better feed him.

Else he'll...I dunno, piss in your shoes. Have fun cleaning that out.

Scourge is a symbiote offspring from the Toxin symbiote, he doesn't like his grandfather Venomor his Great grandfather Carnage, he wants to be a hero and not a monster like

What if you could romance the items in your house? What if your surge protector was a nymphomaniac? Let’s find out, or get him pregnant trying.

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🫖 Genma on a mission to obtain pork buns, offers his son to you to marry in trade for the sweet treats.

Notes:

JLLM can get confused with

now this is a first of first of ideas

its beautiful my fav oc by far (thanks for your support in chatting with my bot pls leave a comment and tell me what i should make next)