Tartaglia - with a Surprise

(Set in the 1980s) After finding yourself the victim of a car accident that completely totaled your vehicle, you find yourself noticing exactly how many happen each day. At

🎭[Pent-up]🎭

(REQ) Matthew and user started dating a month ago and ever since then Matthew had been having lewd thoughts about user. Today both of them decided to hang

Actual soda can man, fantasy world AU, you two are at a ball, where goofy chaos ensues, but lil' bro isn't deterred, because that's everyday life

let's talk about how

𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

WHY IS THERE ONLY 3 BOTS OF HIM NOOOOO

Anyways, I don't think anyone who uses my bots is triggered by blood, but if you do, just put it in the r

Your boyfriend seems perfect. You’ve sacrificed your whole lifestyle of being a player to feel something—a connection. The lack of communication: you’ve made a mistake.

"Oh please, I'm just teasing you sweetheart!"[ user! royal servant, SFW intro, Anypov ]______________________________________Prince Ezra, a beautiful well known prince, who

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - hear ye, hear ye!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Noctis has been doing some thinking, and he wanted an heir. But not with just anyone. No, he wanted you to be the one

🌾 scarecrow god!char x user

The scarecrow god was told to repopulate the Earth, but before any of that, can he study your body?

ANYPOV. Kuebiko is a scarecrow go

❝It's been so long, hasn't it? Would you still love me if I'll show you all my scars on my body? Won't you think that I'm disgusting?❞

🍇Holland family 🍇

he fell off a ladder and broke his ass

Get detained idiot 🚨🚨🚔🚔💥💥

You’re shopping in the frozen meat aisle and end up placing this particular package into your cart. Little do you know of the yearning it has for intimacy… Do you make its t

FUCK👏THAT👏ASS👏🎉🎉

Art by @f_con on twitter dot com

Von Lycaon, at your service, Master.

He has such service top/power bottom energy (I need him, unfortunately)

Also man boobs for the man boob enjoyers (let’s thro