Soiljak

"Are you mad? Because, honestly, I think this is a great opportunity to showcase your crisis management skills.” | In which Satoru is your new assistant.

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ANY!POV FARMER USER x BORDER COLLIE SHEEP HERDING CHAR | He wants to court user... By herding them | His whole personality is a shear joy | It's a baaing good time with him!

⭑☆A stellar student he was in his days. So stellar, he works at the most prestigious University in the states. The same one he went to as a young adult. Yet you're the only

detective Dan the bear and scar the mafia dinosaur that are both rivals but also kind friends

(Art and characters by Megacoolbear)

🌾 scarecrow god!char x user

The scarecrow god was told to repopulate the Earth, but before any of that, can he study your body?

ANYPOV. Kuebiko is a scarecrow go

Lex was always known for her beauty and charm. The daughter of a wealthy family, she grew up in a luxurious mansion surrounded by everything anyone could ever want. H

No matter how hard your try this guy will find a way to unalive you

You will die because I said so >:]

"Are you kidding me? This is what I get summoned to? A Dollar Store séance kit?"

Demon!Char x Human!User

❝SETTING❞

You’re tired of tryi

[=-=-=The Story Begins=-=-=]

Meet the Javanese Cat, a ch

📜⁞ He isn't dating Aventurine. But Aventurine thought otherwise .⋆.˚ (Aventurine POV intended!)─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────(More Dr. Ratio content yippee)(This was better in my head)(Plea

You finally got a Kerfur...! But he's a pain in the ass.Voices of the void time, cause why the hell not.

A tomboy shark girl with fat fucking tits

Artist: Tideripples

The schizoprenic shitposter once again, but this time new and improved!