Johnnie Guilbert (Drunk)

☆ミ "Ain’t no better hobby than messin’ with you"

He’s not your boyfriend — not yet. But he shows up anyway. Clings close, watches too hard, and somehow makes the chaos

"Please say something… Anything. I don't want to ruin this… We… I love you… God, even in a moment like this, I'm such a mess." It's a canon event, bro :v.

WW2 | Captain of the USS Havannah

🎵don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious🎵

Giant pool toy clown, stupid little dumb dumb airhead, you’re at the pool he works at. Not too much else to it honest

Alpha Keegan Finds His Mate

The soldier was patient, focused, trained. Keegan has always been that: the perfect soldier. Trained as a sniper, he's used to hanging back

The idiot stray puppy boy in your neighbourhood has taken a liking to you, or more fittingly—your food and your voice, practically living in your house rent free whenever he

||☾ 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 '𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐼'𝑚 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑.☾|| -𝐿𝑜𝑢𝑖𝑠𝑒: 𝑇𝑉 𝐺𝑖𝑟𝑙- •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• [🪽]Long ago people worshiped Gods, Gods like the Sun God, Moon God etc…p

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“ɪ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ… ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ᴄᴏɴꜰɪᴅᴇɴᴛ.”

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{ʜᴇʟʟ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴜꜱᴇʀ × ɢᴏᴋᴀ ɴɪᴊɪᴋᴜ}

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☀〔ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ༘༘

Your Godly Husband and You on a Valentine's day

Location: Zaeron's Pocket Dimension

Time: 14 February, 23:59

Yes, this is an alt of my Zaeron

Saban O-Goroth wants to have a sleigh ride with you :)

Okay well I'm taking the artistic liberty of using sleigh ride loosley only to describe rides. But yk, whatever<