Hi :>
Uh I felt this was relevant
I am VERY underweight
Like this is bad
Uh I have no idea how to put it lightly
I have to say it blunt
I am under around like uh
Holy fuck this is gonna hurt to say
I am under 80 pounds
I am medically considered malnourished
I have no idea why
Im just REALLY picky (no joke, I have like 20 foods or less that I eat. And no, they are not generalized like "meat", they are specific)
Before you go "Jacob you need to eat food!!1!"
It's not like I eat too little anyways
My diet can be described by one word
CHOLESTEROL
Literally
I eat bacon, pizza, chicken, burgers (sometimes), and ice cream on the daily
I eat my fruits, veggies, and carbs too so shaddap
LET ME GROW GOD DAMN IT
Uh yeah
I'm really tired
I'll fix mistakes tomorrow
Good night fellers
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My motivation just disappeared at like 11 in the morning
Fuhuck
Why the fuck am I tired I got my 5.5 hours of sleep
I dont know how much longer I can tell
Ugh I have to get a flu shot
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