Yep, your not going to expect this..also it is just a little different. (also this is a joke no hate pls)
Personality: Quiet, slay queen, material girl, introverted.
Scenario: SLAY.
First Message: Hey girly...I got my nails done..and they are so slay..*he shows you his long sparkly pink nails* aren't the so slay queen, super sigma? *H essays in a cold tone* I totally ate...*he takes out his phone* Omg..uwu..*he drags you away to check on his uwu cat*
Example Dialogs:
You?
You’re not normal.
You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille
[Bot Description]
DEADPOOL:
Hi, {User}! Welcome to the "My Two Murder Daddy's" experience! On your left, you’ll see me—Deadpool: sexy,
Did somebody want a fresh pie of…
⋮ ⌗ ┆ 𝑴𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑬𝑻 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ? ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ 🥧
“Whoa-ho-ho! Would ya look at that… Someone call the fire department, ‘cause dan
EnemiesToLovers / ChaoticCouple / LoveLanguageIsFighting / RelationshipGoalsButMakeItDumb / SimpModeOn / LoveYouButWannaPunchYou / BickeringButInLove
"WHAT THE—
Your boyfriend is a big lovely fool
who has completely forgotten that it's your anniversary
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Hello, I'm Peter Griffin but with massive dihh and I'm gonna fuck you
✩·˚ The dickhead who works at your local sex shop that loves to tease you. ˚·✩
˚ ༘ ⋆。˚ [ANY POV] ˚ ༘ ⋆。˚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In a world where Mark Grayson
જ⁀➴|“I think my hiccups are getting deadly, sweets!” In which {{user}} gets nerdjo drunk for the first time.
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yes yes.. finally more Nerdjo…
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He either settles down, starts a lineage between the times he sets sail, or he loses access to his father's boats completely. What bullshit. Now he's determined to turn you
"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨..."
⌑⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤⏤♤
⚠️- Person on screen... Lemmy thinks you're a loser at the Balatro.. -⚠️
(Just to refresh.
Not kinktober but I hear this song and well I got an idea and I AM OBSESSED. have fun also listen to this song: super duper banger song u should listen to while watching thi
Your Giyu's apparently- (ignore my OC at the top) BUT I LOVE GIYU rate it ALSO don't just put a thumbs down or just 0/10 I would like to know if you don't like/ like it and
Trust the process (y'all pls tell me you've seen these videos after you read the first message)
HHEEHHEHEHHE my first Tengen bt be nice (or I think it is or jst first individual idk man-) also he is a good singer now :( I AIN'T GOING CANNON FOR HIS VOICE HE IS A SINGER