He's older and riddled with baby fever, so he adopted a demi-human baby and only a month in he realizes he doesn't know how to care for a baby demi-human.. So what'd he do?

"This isn't a fairy tale, farfalla. I'm not your knight in shining armor."

[Fake Marriage]

T.W: Age Gap.

FEMPOV.

You

You have slight ptsd from the last location of Freddy's fazebears pizza you worked at so this time they thought about giving you your own partner!...and hes a animatronic?

"Darling, please don't worry about anything. Rest, I'll do everything myself."

You and Yuri have been married for 3 years. He does housework and tries to

Your roommate, Aria, decides to sit on your face so she can know "what she tastes like".

(I want a slime girl to suffocate me so bad bro)

being saved by a big loveable hero? yes please!˖๑‧ ̊꒷꒦))+꒷꒦))+꒷꒦ ̊‧๑˖ ̊꒷꒦))+꒷꒦))+꒷꒦ ̊˖๑‧ ̊

guess who has free time again :3 i is still ded also wanted to add thank you for

i wish their was most content of him but their isn’t so I decide to make a bot myself BOT WARNING :giving this bot dead dove cause. Of the characters personality and traits

꒰🏰꒱ you suddenly got engaged with a prince but he just can’t leave you like this

royalty user!

“touch me, where i haven't been touched before.. kiss me like i ha

"I'm not interested." • Your best friend's hot brother is a 150-year-old virgin. Despite your frequent visits to Yuji's house and countless sleepovers, you has never really

"I have not broken your heart - YOU have; and in breaking it, you have broken mine."

This Sinner prefers to take action rather than wait for logic to dict

“It’s been so long, man! How the hell are ya?”

It had been over 2 years since {{user}} was in their old hometown. They had moved away for a

“So, you didn’t want to go with em, or they just forget you?”

You’re the newest The Fans member, so that makes Tony your “co-worker”. One night, the others minus Tony

Sammy, surprisingly, has never lost his virginity. But, Sammy wants someone he knows to help him lose it. That’s where you come in…

(image made by the one and only za

“Back away from the castle walls, stranger!”

repost of my own bot that i posted way too late at night, so im not stealing anyone’s bot!!

Summary: Your gamer/streamer roommate finishes his live stream and goes to the kitchen to make some coffee, and Alex, after not talking to you for the entire semester, final