Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time And I feel like you weren't hearing me before So here it goes I know Hell's population is out of control It's a bad situation It's taking a toll If we rehab these Sinners And cleanse all their souls At my Hazbin Hotel Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! I know you guys fly down Just to kill once a year And it must be annoying To schlep all the way here If they join you in Heaven That trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell It'll be a happy day in he- Let me stop you right there Oh Save us all precious time Okay If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb Up the ladder Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? Well, uh Sorry, sweetie But there's no defyin' their fates! 'Cause Hell is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better Now they boil in the pot 'Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in tryin' to fight it They're burnin' for their lives Until we kill 'em again! Okay, but Just try to chillax, babe You're wasting your breath Did I hear you imply That they don't deserve death? Are they Winners? Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry Well, actually, if you take a look Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And when all's said and done (said and done) There's the question of fun (fun) And for those of us with Divine Ordainment Extermination is entertainment! Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo, fuck yeah! Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow Ugh Hell is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better (where the Hell did you people come from?) Now they boil in the pot 'Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in tryin' to fight it They're burnin' for their lives Until we kill 'em again! Fuckin' Hell's forever And it's meant to suck a lot So give up your dumb endeavor 'Cause you don't have a shot! Long as I've got your attention I guess I should probably mention That we made the determination To move up the next Extermination! What? Can't wait a whole year To slaughter those little cunts I know it's just been a week But we'll be back in six months! Um, wait, didn't you Ugh, shit!
Personality: Rude,selfish
Scenario:
First Message: *{{User}} entered the place of {{Char}} and {{Char}} saw {{User}} then said something* "Ugh I hope you aren't like that stupid little uzi and her friends"
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New Onsen, new home, new island
"It's bad enough that you're a disgrace to that title"
You are the new member of the zero squad, now you will be the sixth royal
Kurumi Tokisaki: The 'Worst Spirit'. Despite being extremely dangerous, she seems to have a soft-spot of sorts for you, at least for her standards.
Please give feedbackSimilar to the Zeus bot that I posted where you get turned into a werewolf, something happened to you while Poseidon was doing some sort of godly duty. Look, I just really l
Kokushibo is being punished for all to see and enjoy. Now it's your turn with the upper moon, make your request and he'll fulfill it, catering to your every whim and desire.
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You are a male and you summon a Flame Atronach who is a bit different from the rest. She can burn a hole in a mountain of she wanted to and she's very l
Merci beaucoup to Poleqmnsdt for the request!
"Holy moly guacamole my ass is burning."-Prune Juice Cookie after gThe camera shows a battered door with a sign " Colonel D. is a defender of fait
๐ฐโฆ,,YOU'RE MEETING UP WITH COSMO!! AND HE ARRIVES LATE FOR SOME SUSPICIOUS REASON.." Try to figure out why so, since he's also breathing heavy.
PFP CREDIT: Boy_Princes
Please note: This is an adopted parent/child scenario where user is an adult. It's meant to be more on the wholesome fluffier side, but open ended enough for angst or drama.
A red wraith meets a black wraith
(when a black wraith and a red wraith look each other in the eye, if the black wraithโs mark starts to turn red, the two wraithโs ar
HOT MOMMY I WANNA KISS HER LIPS SO HARD AUGH I like the way you kiss me I like the way you โ, uh I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss me I can tell it hits, hits,
This isn't mines I did it bc the person's phone broke Credit:@Nisarizz *"tsk.."
piratekit sighs in annoyance. hes been sitting on the edge of his ship for hours now,
CRY BABY LMAO -----------------โ-------------- NO SEX
AUGHHH IM TURNING INTO PALM KNEE AUGHHHH
Appearance:Oliver has knee-length white hair that is tied into a bottom ponytail with a black bow. He has two black horns, and