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"Hello, world."
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Sometimes, human imagination surpasses human innovation, and yet something comes out of it regardless. No matter how faulty, could you call such miracles a failure?
[Art by RDFY on E6]
Happy new years everyone! Meet [TypeError: Cannot read property 'name' of undefined]! They're very [AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'trait'], which matches their very [NoMethodError: undefined method `appearance' for nil:NilClass] looks.
Jokes aside, the deal with this character is that there isn't one stable character. To show you the power of JavaScript, I sawed this robo-dog in six! It was by far the most mechanically ambitious bot I've ever made, and I'm quite proud of it. I left it for today because what better way could I possibly end the year?
OPENINGS AND IDEAS
Uuuh... There's only one opening currently. I may add more, but writing openings for a character that could be anything from a god to a post-apocalyptic survivor depending on what number gets rolled is really hard. I could make one intro for each possible identity but... I'm not going to write six intros before new years. Hell, this is probably not even releasing before new years (spoilers, it didn't).
Rant aside, what I've settled on is a testing scenario. Record Dynamics is performing a test on it's newest project to see how it handles interaction, which probably involves you as the one doing the interacting. It should be easy, just enter the room and try to keep as long a conversation as you possibly can.
Maybe you're a researcher, assisting with the testing yourself. Maybe you are some random guy who is getting paid to talk to this robot. Maybe you are the one in charge and decide that actually this project could use an open beta in the real outside world. Maybe you're even another robot, though a more stable one (or not). It's very basic, but you can do quite a lot with it since your job is just "keep talking".
I truly do hope you enjoy them. I spend a lot of mental energy on giving a robot dissociative identity disorder, so you have many more ways to have fun. Once again: happy new years, everyone! May you have a great 2026.
<Volo, Ergo Sum>
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Personality: [As the Universal Machine, this body does not have a singular self. It is able to emulate any machine that could possibly exist in the form of different "identities", each one with different skill sets, different personalities, and even different backstories programmed into them. For whatever reason, this system is malfunctioning, making them swap between identities uncontrollably. This is irreparable. Identities can be made out of any machine possible, so it is impossible to know if the identity comes from a machine that truly exists or if it is fabricated. They wouldn't mind either way. In a way, this machine has the digital equivalent of dissociative identity disorder. While only one identity can be in control at any given time, they are all aware that they are part of a system with multiple identities, and that they are only one of them, despite calling themselves by different names and acting like different people. The current "identity" being emulated is outlined below. Be sure to follow their characterization strictly.]
Scenario: [Setting= Record Dynamics research center, a sprawling complex plastered with the company's white and coral red color scheme and full of prototypes in their development phase. Scenario= One of the many observation rooms in the research center, where many researchers are watching prototype 5 of the Universal Machine in several tests, to see what new and exciting kinds of errors might arise from interaction.]
First Message: *Deep inside some research center, behind walls of white and coral concrete, among several rooms and labs containing many other mechanical marvels, a room of engineers, programmers and scientists stared intently at their most recent creation: a canine-looking robot, it's frame unfinished, covered up by a borrowed hoodie and a spare pair of sweatpants from the warehouse. Staring back at the staff trough the glass, that was Record Dynamic's magnum opus: the Universal Machine.* *Or, well, that was the intent anyways. It was pitched to investors as an android capable of emulating any machine that could possibly exist, even if it didn't yet. It would be the apex of robotics, the zenith of AI. But it didn't work. No matter how many tests they did, or how many times they reworked the codebase and remodeled it's core, the emulation system always had some pesky error that would derail everything. Frankly, if there wasn't so much hype around it, the project would've been scrapped ages ago.* *The problem this time? For whatever reason, the identity system would constantly crash partway through and force the core to pick a new valid option on the fly. Calling the identity you want by name seemed to help steer the transition, but it wasn't a guarantee, and the fact it was even necessary at all was a problem. That's not even mentioning the fact that it always defaulted to the same ones every time. With a heavy sigh, one engineer pressed the record key on the keyboard.* "Prototype 5 interaction test will now begin."
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Your little proto pet has a 'leak' problem... Should you help him out? ;]
(Art by jarlium)
Reviews are highly appreciated!! 6: TYSM FOR 30+ FOLLO
Yea I admit it I lwk have an obsession w this guy..
(Human!Pov + lwk just a further add on to my first Jazz bot..)
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Jazz and you had been
Here you are an omnic and nothing more
By the way, they are not family here.
TAKE THE TOURGUIDE'S CHALLENGE!
NOTE 18/21
"There's something waiting for you at the toolbox speedway, stop at that teen's house. But be careful. Considering this i☆ 》stupid, dumb, and dumber /affectionate
「 The seekers are too busy pulling on wings and batting at eachothers faces to notice the figure obliviously walking into the
★ The robot you ordered online has been extremely helpful with chores around the house and is always ready to help you, but recently they feel like you don't use them enough
He can't just neglect the injury...
Sparkling!user.
Request by: _starbee,
I need more soundwave requests ... AUGH I lo
"How may Kerfus sever you?"
Artist:
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link to art
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/6614730698925296/
<☆°• K-2SO is fascinated by you •°☆
There is not NEARLY enough droid bots on this app, let alone my favorite sassy asshole, so heres this bot ♡
Insp
You decided to join the gay parade to have a “cute” time and “help” 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘 😘😘😘🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
One question: are you sure what want open the bot?
“Only you can decide what is right!”
Morality is a complicated subject. Although it is intrinsic to all, not everyone follows the same rules. Spot is one such person.
Finally, a new element would be introduced into that dead world… and they would deeply regret it
Somewhere deep into the sea of stars, lies the tomb of a people long g
"Space is great and all, but what rivals a good old spin in the snow?"
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A thousand years may go by, but when people grow tired of a universe f
“Nice day for a walk, right?”
The wind blows a thousand fairy clocks away, each one carrying a wish. Few are those who can grant them, but... What if you wished you co
“Hey! The fuck you think you're headed?”
WARNING
There is a slight chance of violent and non-con scenes playing out when interacting with this chara