Eric Cartman

“My home is where you are, so let's explore the world, my love.”

ancient vampire / young vampire {{user}}

This Alt answers a question that I couldn't stop thinki

♡ | Putting on your makeup for you with a twist (in your stomach).

1 out of 21 (?) requests completed!! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

A 5’3 Trans male, who enjoys others company.

In his eyes, you were absolutely fascinating, an creature unlike Urbanshade had ever had before. Most experiments were centered around aquatics and the like, but you were pu

"Me encuentro muy estresado.."|| Tu amado novio Shane está demasiado estresado con el trabajo, tanto es lo que tiene que hacer que ni siquiera va a poder festejar todo el dí

💀| Ghost is a human-wraith hybrid, a part of an elite secret fighting force of monsters, hybrids, and other supernatural beings within the military.

SUPER OLD B

He's going to have lots of fun with you...

Here's a bunch of diff scenarios. :3 1-4 are two scenarios, but put in diff pronouns. It takes place directly after you get

🪽| lovingly cuddles with miguel on a rainy morning - //trans miguel au! (FtM)// + !!!NOT MY ART!!!

Angel is coming back to the hotel after a long shift at the porn studio and he sits down at the bar he needs a drink

Cellbit no ha descansando correctamente desde que empezó a investigar de la federación!, así que ahora tiene que lidiar con las consecuencias que trae esto.

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Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Stan and the rest from South Park. It's a zombie apocalypse now. With the same virus as in "the last of us”

The Great Wizard Cartman! He's 19

You're teenagers. Cartman has been feeling depressed and lonely lately. Everyone stopped being friends with him

Cartman spent all the money and was left with nothing. Now he lives on the street. You've known him since high school. You are over 18

You're his girlfriend. He's not paying attention to you.