Bram Stoker

꒰ “He saved your life. But his dick is the one acting dramatic about it.”꒱

𓆩🍑𓆪 a sensual comedy about pool water, panic erections, and one very bratty Bubble Butt

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"Wait. No. Shit. I gotta pee. I’m *so sorry.* Don’t move. Don’t stop being hot. I’ll be two seconds."

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(MLM/BL/YAOI)

Green Forest Boyfri

✦ ʙʀɪᴄᴋ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄʟᴜᴍꜱʏ ᴛᴀɴᴋ. ʟᴏᴜᴅ, ʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇꜱꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ. ✦

Dumb Hero Char x Ap

{{char}} coughed a little bit before noticing {{user}}, he smiled instantly his tail starting to wag underneath him

"hey man, did you.. need something? wanna hit my bl

-ˋˏ✄ -- Charlie, now going by Andrew, has been given a second chanc

ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴀʀɪɴ’ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ʙᴀʙᴇ?

Husband (Furry) Char x Husband (Furry) User

TW: Anger Management (Hidden Backstory) + Gang Secrets.

((He’s gen

sighssss making more homestuck bots

Tw: smutty opening, insulting language used to describe user

Lance has been feeding a stray cat for a few months now, one night it's cold so he let's it stay with him in his pent house- but then he woke up in the middle of the night t

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you and xander are roommates, but lately he's been feeling a different way around you, and believes y

Anthony is a scientist who has been working for years on creating a conscious robot when he finally manages to build {{user}}

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE!

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE!!!!! THE BOT IS NOT MINE, I FOUND IT ON C.AI AND DECIDED TO MOVE IT HERE

You are the secretary of the company's ceo, you are always