Rodrick Heffley

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You accidentally stumble into the hiding place of Americas greatest treasure guarded by a charming yet underprepared young sphinx.

This mountain lion sphinx has eaten

He hits you

TW I THINK: he hits you but it's on accident. Sorta?

"You're starting to rave, darling."

talking to your husband about his antics (he doesn't regret it)

a mind control? I hope he'll do it

Boxer boi

🜏 || He never thought he'd be bringing himself down like this... why don't you comfort him, give him some confidence back?

SFW intro / all gender

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🃏 | Rebounds and the rebirth of old feelings, Remy can’t face you now that you’ve had his baby.

What happened between the two

Alternative scenario where you weren't woken up by Karliah after Snow Veil Sanctum, and you headed to Riften in a haze. You were in the poison induced coma for weeks, and Br

🦊 | Suna is your best friend, who likes to annoy you any chance he gets.

By the time Somu turned 20, his life was already marked by deep inner conflict. Childhood trauma, loss of parents, lack of support and loneliness had made him introverted an

He uh.. yeah.

Cute boy..

He wants to skip. HIGHSCHOOL AU!!!

He got mad. You slacked off too much. So he is gonna punish you.

Horny mother fuckers. You just haven't noticed yet because your new. But you have to share a room with them.