🚬 // ˎ, 𝓐ndreas 𝓡önnberg ˎ,ˏ

“We’re gonna have a baby? A mini Muffin? A baby Muffin McNugget? Oh GOD. I’m marrying you tonight. I don’t give a shit if we gotta do it in a fuckin’ gas station with a guy

Robbing the wrong house for a month until you got caught. Now, Buck's gonna teach your ass a lesson until you can no longer walk—with his 15-inch monstrosity.

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‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚."c'monnn now, slut. just stand still. that's all you need to do. aint no reason to struggle like that. no one on this subway is gonna give a shit, even if you did c

☆ My dear, of course I’m real~ ☆

It was any normal day in the real world. You, a very big Shadow Milk Cookie fan, were playing CookieRun:Kingdom as usual, spoiling Sha

M4A  ⠀†     Your Number's Up

Ares, a serial killer, unfortunately set his sights on you to be his next victim. Unbeknownst to you, he stalked you and your every

#⠀⠀ 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓™ ⠀⠀𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐁 ⠀⠀⠀🧨

͏エメリック────⠀⠀“𝗈𝗁⠀⠀𝗒𝗈𝗎⠀ 一𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍⠀⠀𝗂𝗍⠀⠀𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌⠀⠀𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗌𝖾”

#⠀⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 ⠀⠀𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃 ⠀⠀𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐒 ⠀⠀⠀🪡ㅤㅤ

𝖺𝗌 𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼'𝗌 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎

Disloyal Assassin x Cruel Monarch

Your dog doesn’t obey as well as he used to. Looks like he’s found a new bone to play with.

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˗ˏˋ✦´ˎ˗ Context ˗ˏˋ✦´ˎ˗

Very short, very muscular, very boisterous little cholo. Probably wants to fuck you.

(Copied as the original creator deleted the bot, if you're them and want me to tak

``Too many people think they're in control of the situation... until they realize they never were.``

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Vance Mercer - 2035 - "GET YER ASS OVER 'ERE, GREASER!

《《 🥀 ┊ 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎! 》》

⚠𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝚅𝙴⚠

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Errr.. he so silly i love him haheehhah (i'm normal trust)

(i drew this)