Nezha LMK age- (RANT)
(a reupload rant bc janitor.ai is becoming weird)
hi, this is my first (bot?) on janitorai.com i just makes rants in here like in AO3 (I dunno how to use janitor.ai so shut up 😭 i'll try to learn-)
anyways i want to rant about something i want to rant about (Nezha's age) before fetuses say "oH yOu CaNnOt TalK aBoUt ThIs" I'm chinese and i have the full right to speak whatever the fuck i want lmao
now i already know if i ever say something about Nezha's age, the fandom will crucify me and call me a pdf but i don't care, this is MY opinion whether you like it or not
first of all Nezha is a grown ass man in the show he has an enough deep voice and same height of Wukong, i'm honestly tired of these fuckers arguing with me saying "NeZhA iS a MiNoR" or "NeZhA iS 12 fOrEvEr" shut up man, you're giving me a headache. keep your mouth SHUT
second of all in Lego Monkie Kid show he is an OFFICIALLY adult. there's a pretty clear difference shown between his younger self in flashbacks and his current self
Third of all Nezha has been portrayed as an adult in many myths, sometimes he continues growing after being resurrected and sometimes he's resurrected as an already fully grown adult. The whole nezha being eternally 12 thing is a fan media representation rather than a real myth portrayal, in fact there is absolutely no existing scripture in Nezha’s known history that says he's an eternal child
AGAIN "Nezha's forever 12" nonsense. The number 12 was NEVER brought up in any of Nezha's original stories or myths and none of his stories ever mentioned that he could never age either. That shit was literally pulled straight from the fandom's ass.
and i swear to fucking god if i hear one bitch in the comments bitching and whining about my opinion...your comment is going to be deleted and your ass is going to be blocked lmao,if you don't agree with me then that is okay, just don't force your opinion on mine lmao
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