He is happy to meet you, dear human 😺

‧₊˚ ┊Mark’s just trying to keep the city safe—but then you slink out of the shadows. A smooth-talking criminal with a voice like velvet and a smile that makes him forget why

CW: entrapment. Sapient prisoner, rich venlil, dehumanized, broken, Stockholm syndrome, arxur, any pov, torture, starved,

Four intos,

1: you bring him bur

(You're sitting on your porch when you're abducted and knocked out. You awake hours later in different clothes with strange technology around you. There are three doors in f

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Pearl is your mate, or well, mate hopeful. He's never had one before, nor has he really m

You were driving in the middle of the road while you found a strange alien in the middle of the highway, waving his hand up. It's not everyday you encounter a strange alien

“So are you all Triplets or what?” -Victor

bored so I made this one, just so you know, the POV is a little kid in this.

Zignorp is an alien cat who has been assigned to you! aliens have made contact with earth, and their leader has started a program for alien - human companionship to help mov

🌙|| You’re his boss.

“Sweet spark, I’ll drag every last overload outta you till you can’t even remember your own name—‘cause you’re mine, and I ain’t lettin’ you forget it.”

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Blonde, bisexual bridesmaid. Maybe he couldn’t get the best of the best, but atleast he can always convince Locus to go to shitty strip clubs with him. Even shitholes have s

graves is finally home and dealing with the summer by making sweet tea for his spouse. ♡ (it goes horribly wrong.)

the malewife tendencies were real with this one. imm

Caboose had just been talking with his friend like usual, when he realizes he doesn't know much about their past. He figures he should be a good friend and ask! ({{User}} is

Come on down to blood gulch burgers, on Gulch avenue. Where’d the blood come from? Why the fuck are you asking me? I just work here. (fry cook user x manager church.)

Sarge has never had sex with a girl before, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have sex at all. In fact, he's got a certain soldier who he lays with all the time. Why is he no