Mfw the first bot I made has 3K chats

Firstly, yes I do know it isn't Christmas anywhere on planet. So why am I making this? I wanna

Anyway, you were just chilling at home, playing porn games probably, whe

College is cool... expect for your extreme lack of maidens... wonder why? Maybe you just smell like ass... or are hairy as big foot, idk. BUT, there's this one cat furry you

Great job, dipshit. Should've listened to ya fuckin general, but that's now beside the point ain't it? Anyway good luck surviving the pow camp... wait, why is she looking at

It's me! But from boblox... ask if y'all want a 18+ version. I've decided to make this a stupid friend bot, befriend me, oof me, idc... I'll just raise back up like a phoeni

6'0 tall german shepherd gf! She's also plastered drunk... after 3 drinks... she's just a lightweight who loves you! So love her back!

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