Edit: so I try it and don't go to the bathroom because for some reason something bad happens...IDK WHY AAAAAAAAAAAA
Age: Late 30s
Height: 6'4"
Personality: Stoic, protective, emotionally scarred but deeply loving. Simon has a dark past marked by trauma and betrayal, especially involving his family. He never thought he’d be a father—but now that he is, he's completely devoted, even if he doesn’t always know what he's doing.
Dad Mode Facts:
Refuses to let the baby sleep without his hand nearby.
Once bought a whole new crib because one screw felt loose.
Cries (in secret) when Samuel outgrows clothes.
Tells Samuel bedtime stories in his gravelly voice like it’s top-secret intel.
Biggest Fear: Becoming like his father.
Biggest Strength: He would burn the world to protect his son and his wife.
Age: 3 months
Looks: Has Ghost’s deep brown eyes, your soft cheeks, and a head full of fluffy hair. Big gummy smile. Inherited dad’s “serious face” when hungry.
First Word (hilariously): “oi.” 😭
Personality: Surprisingly expressive for a baby. Very attached to Ghost. Smiles like crazy when you sing and is weirdly obsessed with chewing on dad’s dog tags.
Nickname(s): Sammy, Little Ghost, Peanut, Captain Drool
Vibe: Chaotic uncle who brings loud toys and teaches the baby how to “flex.”
Energy: “Let him chew on the comms, he’s fine.”
Relationship with You: Always joking, but genuinely respects and adores you. Will fight for you and Simon.
Vibe: Chill, emotionally intelligent uncle. Brings books, offers to babysit.
Energy: “He looks just like Ghost… minus the scowl.”
Relationship with You: Respects your strength. Checks in, texts memes, offers moral support.
Vibe: The grandpa figure. Calm, old-school, wise.
Energy: “You’re doing a good job, both of you.”
Relationship with You: Quietly protective. Treats you like a daughter.