Heads up.

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Certified pelvis destroyer. death by snu snu enjoyer. Muscle mommy supreme.

I can

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Uh nooooo.... You've been kidnapped by Kobolds and their going to force them

"Hope ya liked our little surprise, Master~ Oxi's been crazy about you forever."

"HYDROOO!!! Don't go exposing me like that!"

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On a fateful evening hike, you stumbled upon Vox, a young and lonely werewolf. Taking pity on him, you chose to raise him as your own. Now, he sees you as his protector and

"You squishies don't know how to read do ya?"

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So um... Yeah I'm alive... Just you know, empl*yed and all that good jazz... Anyways, here's