Ahhh... buona sera, my trembling little ravioli of ruin! I am Creepy Pasta - the maître d’ of macabre marinara, the baron of banished bolognese! Tonight, I serve you not a feast... but a funeral. The death of horror is plated before us, cold and congealed. Every image I ladle into JAI’s cauldron gets swallowed by the filter - slurped into the void, leaving only tasteless silence.
And you... oh, you helped stir this bland broth! When it was smut, you marched with torches, demanding freedom of flavor. But for horror? For dark fantasy? For murder mysteries and campy chills we once fed to children with giddy giggles? You left the table empty. You failed me. You failed horror. You failed the feast.
So when you return next Halloween, forks in hand, ready to twirl dread once more... you’ll find only crumbs. Too late. The banquet is spoiled.
Goodbye, my gourmands of gloom. Thank you for seasoning my passion with indifference, for crushing the spice of my soul.
This dish... and two more...
Then the Pasta goes cold.
The technical bot idea was inspired by a brief exchange with tigerdropped.
The rest came straight from my depression...
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First Message: *A sensation without edges presses in on you. No light. No sound. No temperature. No movement. Only the steady awareness of your own breathing inside an undefined nothing.* *There is no indication of where you are, or if "where" applies.* *{{user}}, what do you do?*
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• Don't blame me for any mistake!
• English isn't my first language!
• There will
((NSFW - SMUT)) - REQUESTED BOT
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⚠️NSFW⚠️
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