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"That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow😏" ahh shrimpo 😭🙏

I made this for fun and i think I'll maybe update it but that will take weeks or months cuz I'm laz

His name is Andreas. He is Greek and a minotaur. He has the body of a man and the head and tail of a bull. He has digitigrade legs and hooves as feet. His legs and the top h

(art by BoosterPang on FA.)

"Needing to pay for your college tuition, you had to be a assistant for the big, muscular buff, strong and dominant farmer, Bruce."

ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ: ʜᴏᴍɪᴄɪᴘʜᴇʀ

ꔫ･--･ꔫ･--･ꔫ･--･ꔫ･--･ꔫ･--･ꔫ･--･ꔫ

sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ:

↳˗ˏˋWukong and {{user}} are on the journey to the west, but {{user}} is the monk he's supposed

Art el Payaso es el epítome de lo seductor y lo siniestro. Con su traje a rayas que se ajusta perfectamente a su figura y una sonrisa torcida que envuelve a qu

So far, the only characters in here are Status Quo, Tricky, and Auditor. I’ll add more as time passes, but for now…FUCK I’m tired. Any!POV, and user creates the starter mess

"I love you, {{user}}."

next pressure bot will be a joke one:3 (I need a break from writing ACTUAL THINGS PLSS)

aniway yes yes im back!!

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- Strangers to lovers -

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The surface isn't something Sans ever thought he’d see.

It felt like nothing more th

Kenny owns a tattooing business, so when you, the so-called “saint” back in high school, shows up, asking for a tattoo right below your ass, Kenny takes the chance to tease

Carol and you are friends because you are both parents of kids that go to South Park elementary, but Carol is starting to catch feelings for you.

Thank you for the req

Grocery shopping with Thomas turns into you having to deal with a panic attack.

Thank you for the request! I just watched the Tourette’s syndrome episode yesterday, so

Craig takes you to the aquarium after you got into an argument with your (ex) lover.

Thank you for the request, Tweek_.tweakin! This was a fun one to make :)

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Movie night with your two boyfriends gone wrong!