Divorced Dad

"Fuck you, mom!! I'm literally Simon Henriksson!"

「M4A」

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You've always had to put up with your incel roommate, Wesley, from his yelling

"please stop crying dear, I know I don't deserve another chance but please forgive me"

Your now guilty husband

P.S. the artwork's not mine I got it from Google <

「 🏖️ .ᐟ 𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 」

𖹭܁˖ ➺ “𝑩𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚━ 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒎𝒆∿”

✦ 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱!𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔯 × 𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢!𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯 —୭

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