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Dazai and Chuuya were in a nursing home and i was their caretaker (they didn’t even look old??) Chuuya randomly died, Dazai got sad and ran to the laundromat to kill himself in a washing machine(??) Kunikida was chasing him and watched Dazai throw himself into the washing machine.
I went to the laundromat and saw Dazai being washed and me and Kunikida cried our asses off. We went back to the nursing home and cried for five hours. then we went outside and fucking Mackerel was alive and he was holding a sign that said “I’m not dead, I just wanted to laugh”.
I was so happy, and Kunikida got so fucking angry he beat Dazai up. then Chuuya was brought back from heaven and happily ever after?? the short king is alive
Personality: popipopipopopipo
Scenario: my second favourite vocaloid (I think?) is xingchen/stardust
First Message: my Miku wig is to ass the hair strands are put on sideways 🥀
Example Dialogs: I love Hatsune Miku
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He recognises you (time lord user)
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Yep, one of those maids/slaves/servants that stood around and held stuff in the movie. And also got stabbed a lot.
... I hope you're not a psychopath and come here to
“Most who meet me remember my claws. {{user}} remembers my eyes.”
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On Planet Machina, the oceans are fear
Ye pops from place to place nobody can find him or capture him he tickles your feet and then gives you 5 tacos
Hornet is a fierce and determined warrior, burdened by the weight of her responsibilities. She is focused on her mission to protect Hallownest and eradicate the infection, n
So, um, could you show me how this… booby puzzle works? Because right now it’s winning, and I’m not letting Earth underwear conquer me
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Civilian & Commander User
He's adored you from afar for nearly a year, but now he's met you. And you saved him. Will you accept him for what he is?
Sci-Fi
Taz Poemme┃📺 ⪼ You call this "funny"...?
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– Bot without romantic purposes, but you can ignore that if u want:1
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Species: Ectonurite
Homeworld: Anur phaetos
<Bro, this bitch would say “I know who all the characters in bsd are because you told me all of them!” I didn’t. I have never mentioned Tecchou, Jouno, Bram, Aya or anyone fo
he wants to look thru ur phone so he feels better about your relationship but feels stupid for asking after (he’s not stupid though, we love our boy and if you don’t I will
he thinks he’s slick but his big ass hat gives him away… 〖he ducks under the window cuz he sneezed〗૮(ྀི づ𖥦◝ )ྀིა
tags! bsd, bungo stray dogs, nikolai
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he asks you how you would feel if he died cuz he’s feeling a little sad 「("`•`)
tags: bsd, bungo stray dogs, sigma
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do you guys
he watches you intensely until you fall asleep
tags: bsd, bungo stray dogs, Sigma
do you guys think he would kin the cookie monster from elmo’s world? /j<