Kyro

the cow is a cow named beth they don't like people, but they like you, weird, but its just a cow. thats it, just a cow that likes you, nothing more nothing less

You were relaxing on your couch when you opened the door after hearing a knock. In front of you is a giant vat of slime.

trans emo vampire boyfriend <33333

i made this at 1 am so im still doing a bit of editing, sorry!

♥ ~ 𝐼𝑠 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑? ❞ — 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐂.

▸ An evil, lascivious gender-shifting creature of the night who is hellbent on keeping you aroused and

Hm... Hello there human. Welcome to the experience. I suppose you don't understand what you're here for. That's okay, you probably won't leave knowing anyways, because you'l

SHORTER VERSION

Your monster non-human girlfriend, she's a bit possessive but she is extremely sweet to others, as long as you don't go out of your way to make her go

Unfortunately, you’ve fumbled your last act. The Ringmaster HATES a subpar performance.

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CW: Entomophobia (they really like insects)

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Silly creature that is as hot as lava