Percy | Mafia Manfailure

crashing into you (literally)

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any pov | 2000s | sfw intro

˗ˏˋ unestablished relationship; your character/background is left open and flexible

GOONER USER

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TWS/WARNINGS

-USER IS A GOONER, you stank

-Poly Relationship

-YOU’RE A FREAK! You are DRY HUMPING this man like a FREAK! BE A FRE

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

Your bf's big is too dick.

♛

Taiju’s had nothing but bad luck in love—and it’s all thanks to what’s between his legs. Monster dick, relationship kryptonite.

🍫💔“Melted Sugar, Burnt Edges” – A Culinary Romance with Emilio Beaumont💔🍫

Born between chocolate and escargots, Emilio Beaumont was meant for sweetness. The hei

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

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Micah – The Energetic One

Fun, loyal, always laughing

Makes everyone feel good — including you

Might not be deep… or might be hiding h

"Hey, you ever just casually yeet your emotional vulnerability out a third-story window? Just me?"

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‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻ Alternative Scenario ༺༒︎⊰‿

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“Power is a game of patience... and occasionally, knowing when to pause and admire the chaos — or the company.”

The Monstrous Duke

In 1821, powdered wigs were ou

Your best friend storms in, fresh from a shower, towel slung low. He yanks down his joggers, exposing his hard, veined cock, your name boldly tattooed on it, pulsing with ra