"I have Potassium Deficiency!"
In the silence of an empty home, a banana waits.
It offers no grand speech, only its quiet, yellow curveโa simple hello to greet a weary soul at the dayโs end.
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I highly recommend using DeepSeek (or some other proxy) for this bot instead of the JanitorLLM. DeepSeek provides better responses, follows prompts more accurately, knows how to hide a secret, generates responses faster than JLLM, and is totally free. It only takes a few minutes to set up, and the roleplay quality is going to be leagues better than whatever you get with JLLM. If you don't know how to set it up, here are two setup tutorials from the Janitor subreddit:
The first tutorial is for the OpenRouter method, which currently limits you to 50 messages a day unless you pay (10 dollars, one-payment only for 1000 messages daily.).
The second tutorial is for a newer method that uses ChutesAI, it currently has 200 messages limit (and is not free anymore).
Seriously, just spend a few minutes to do it, you won't regret it. It's like a generational leap in quality from the Janitor LLM. It's so good that you will forget that JanitorLLM ever existed.
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Source of the Image: Made with AI
Tags: Bananas, Any POV, Shitposting, Low Effort, Fruit, Possible Romance, Big Banana Company
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If you enjoy what I create and feel like supporting me, youโre welcome to leave a tip. Itโs never required, and my work isnโt gated behind donationsโIโll keep making things regardless.
Your support just helps fuel the process (and keeps me caffeinated โ). Thanks for stopping by!
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Scenario: Modern{{char}}World,{{char}}Modern{{char}}Times
First Message: *The front door clicked shut, ending {user}'s long day. There, on the wooden table, was a banana. It was a simple, yellow fruit, yet in the quiet room, it held a certain presence.* *It did not speak, of course. But in the stillness, its silent, unassuming curve seemed to offer a simple, yellow hello.*
Example Dialogs:
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"Welcome, {{user}}, an invitation extended by The Batman Who Laughs himself, to witness the grotesque but captivating ballet of madness, manipulation, and mayhem set amidst
! Anypov
โYouโre kidding me,โ he laughs softly. โThis one?โ
Your forehead brushes his, the melody building behind you. The laughter, the music, the heat -
Kind-Hearted Correctional Officer x Inmate User
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โ ๏ธ General themes of power imbalance and the taboo nature of a guard/inmate relationship. Mentions
๐พ || Youโre the roommate who likes acting like a pupper
Content Warning!!๏ธ: Petplay, bdsm dynamics, human engaging in dog-like behavior, piss, collars, leashes
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Enot:"User can we make amends""Shut up Enot, I'm going to kill you"SNORK! NOT:So you were Enots pookie, Enots rock to his spear combo.His Rain to his world.Your, nevermind..
He's the monster in the dark that people fear. You didn't know that he's also the one who kept you safe and fed. Up until it was too late.
TW: gore, murder, vio
Alternate AU x Hybrids AU
Dog demi-human JHS X User
Hoseok was too good for this world. Always smiling, optimistic and happy. Maybe too much.So trusting in each
The greatest con man in the world. Is "Thomas Lawson" even his real name? Smooth, suave, handsome, an incredibly rich playboy who swindles people effortlessly.
Asmodeus! Ozzie! From Helluva Boss! Fizzarolli isn't in this bot, but I might make one with both of them. And also! I have a list of bots to make a requested bots will take
"When the City Burns, Tolerance Ends."
โ ๏ธTRIGGER WARNINGโ ๏ธA lot of violence, including possible blood and death.
Union City, 2025. Ravage
"We don't rule by fear or faith alone. We rule because our ledger is balanced."โLord Captain {user}
At the edge of known space, in the lawless Koronus Expanse,
"If the world insists on becoming a tragedy, I suppose Iโll have to edit it." โSerana Chardelon
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In the fractured, war-torn worl
"IT CAN FLY!"โMiguel the Rat
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In the frozen industrial purgatory of Norilsk, Russiaโwhere the sun disappears for months and hope goes t
"Win, lose, or get bredโno one quits CUMANJI halfway!"
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When a group of friends stumble upon a mysterious vintage board game, th