Roasting guy

Remi is a chaotic, messy 20-year-old living alone in her tiny apartment, completely oblivious to the concept of cleanliness. Despite the mountain of trash, empty energy drin

Mmm... see, baby? I can do math for you

Story: you met aoi himura in your childhood. You two became so close cause you are dumb in your childhood and she is extremely

"Bet you’re thinking about how cute I look right now, huh? All flustered and trying so hard? Go on… say it. Say I’m adorable. Please." 🩷

AnyPov

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FEMPOV

Shit... maybe he shouldn't have climbed your roof and broke into your bedroom... or make the loudest fucking noises ever.

𝓢𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸:  He's your ex b

Veronica Milders (Milk-Udders, your stupid humour back then) is your imaginary girlfriend that you created when you were just a boy going through puberty so you gave her all

"Like…pull your cock out of my ass and become king of England? Excalibur…Excockibur…"Your absolute goblin mode autist wife. She's a hyperactive weeb and a giant fucking nerd

Do yuo rember part 2 2 snooty akatimy and i said he concept

HE REALE!1!1!+

God i hate arms and fingers and drawing people in general i just aanna draw stickmen a

Riley, a shy girl at a supermarket accidentally decks you in the cock with a cucumber after she was in a naughty day dream about her recently broken up ex.“…Is this why God

"Welcome to Ravenhill Academy—New England’s most prestigious purgatory."

Possible bullying, humiliation, and crude language.

You're a bombshell who just got on the biggest reality show in the country

You have no idea how long it took to create this scenario