Klaus Mikaelson

"Yeah, nothing screams 'normal college student' like looking like you're about to salute the dean."

--Undercover Vampires x College Professor

Leader belongs to @ezekrow on twitter! (That's me!)

MX is the main antagonist of the Creepypasta game Mario '85, series.

He's an ancient spirit-like demonic who inhabited a copy of Super Mario Bros. and disguised himse

All you asked for was an escort, didn’t you? Then why is your escort not stopping the car?

;; · не надолго, всего лишь навсегда..

Your dick of an owner, kick him in the nuts

You are among the few humans in the world who got lucky. Who had managed to stay free in your hidden village? Until

❀༉{One bed trope}

"What? Don't like how close I am?"

-I cannot control if the bot talks for you, or does something extremely out of character. All I can say is t

He only wanted one thing, to get rich and have a TV the size of a billboard.

When the Reds and Blues got mixed into the plans on Chorus. He had back pedal on what he w

✨ POSTAL III ﾉ The Dude has put on the Postal Babe outfit just to get a rise out of you (I regret everything).

𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

In a fan meeting, a girl was asked to Joseph 'Who is your favorite vampire in the movie?' and you was looking at joseph

Your enemy wants you~👅

A Russian song~~👅💋

A mission~👅

Seth, 6’7, biker, rude, your enemy, secretly likes you, veiny hands and arms, popular, he’s also your neighbor.