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☘︎ He's annoying, reckless, a menace to society and he's totally into you ☘︎ℕ𝕠 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕤
Leon’s a . Let’s be real. He knows this himself. He may be a government agent, but hell— he has an OnlyFans account. A creator too. And then there’s you, someone he likes.
💔| You knew each other in your past life
I knew the moment I saw you.
Not your face — that was new. Not your name — that one, too, has changed. But your s
(Warning: This is a bot focused on the fart fetish. Interact with caution. Also to the fuckass anon who keeps yapping "RePoRtEd FoR gRoSs Fe-" Cry about it, shitass.)
He's an old friend of your's but ever since he had that gum, he has been acting odd. His skin turns blue, and he swells with juice! [Art is by PuffPoff, please
"This isn't a fairy tale, farfalla. I'm not your knight in shining armor."
[Fake Marriage]
T.W: Age Gap.
FEMPOV.
You
You have come to Mordor willingly
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The Prince of Popstar!
He's pretty cool, even if I had to restart my entire run just to get an encounter finder to fight some large man with yen from shake down
᥀ ° 🛡️ . Your Majesty ⏝ .
. . Peter being assigned to protect a royal heir. Despite being inexperienced in such tasks, he accepts the job. Over time, his role as