interaction

hey y'all, r4res here, what's good my homies?
so basically i made this bot to encourage interaction, VIA THE COMMENT SECTION UAAAAAH!!!@!@!@@!!!!
you can, like, feel free to chat, yo or maybe share some cool stuff. or, if you want other to suffer, you can share ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT creepypastas, all fandoms accepted!!!
i found this sprite in the lisa fangame where u play as lardy and beat up pepel.......
OH AND BY THE WAY i don't capitalize the i since the first person pronoun thingy in romanian (eu) is never in caps unless it's the beginning of a sentence (Eu), so that's where i come from
ALSO P.S. my username r4res comes from my first discord account (used to be main, forgot password, laptop resetted and boom, lost it). maybe it got inspired by leet speak??? idk it was so many years ago, maybe in 2020???? holdup lemme check
yes.
man, i love how now that i no longer have access to it i cannot change anything and the pronouns to it shall forever remain chesticle chewing boob bandit
guys shgoiudl i brause the art that is deviant........
BRAKINGV NEWWWW
🪦 1 star ⭐ — "Cement? More like CEMEN’T EVER FORGIVE."

dear da hague,
PLZ reopen da war crime file, bc i haz an update:

R4RES STRUCK AGAIN.

it wuz 2004. we wuz all innocent. me, a smol baby cat, chasin red dot.
and then…
HE CAME.
with a CEMENT TRUCK full of unspeakable evil and 3 hot pockets in his pocket for some reason.

HE DROVE THAT DEMON VEHICLE
STRAIGHT INTO HISTORY’S WORST MOMENT
THRU A TOILET FACTORY.
💥🚽💥💥🚽💥

toilets everywhere. FLIPPED.
yeeted into da stratosphere like WW2 artillery shells.
porcelain rain.
my uncle exploded from da trauma.

😾 “R4res,” we begged, “plz no more.”
but he wuz already reversing… INTO A FRIDGE.

YES. A FRIDGE.
with FROZEN CHICKEN NUGGIES STILL INSIDE.
HIS REPLY?

“lmao”

LMAO????
HUNDREDS OF MILK CARTONS LOST THAT DAY.

dis man—no, dis CREATURE—
committed da most violent act since da invention of microwave fish in shared offices.
i seen less destruction in WORLD WAR 2.
I SEEN FEWER CASUALTIES IN NORMANDY.

and for what?
FOR THE MEME?
FOR THE TOILET KILL COUNT??

we tried to rebuild but u can’t UNMIX cement, r4res.
u can’t UNFLUSH what u did.

this is not a review.
this is a WARNING.
if u see r4res near heavy machinery, a bathroom, or a fridgerator,

RUN.

he is da reason da “wet cement” signs cry themselves to sleep.
he is da reason my cat tree leans left now.
he is da REASON TOILET PRICES WENT UP.

— 💔🧻 meow_meow_war_crime_observer_77