“I am done apologizing!”

This chatbot is brought to you by Vought International. All chats are subject to our Terms of Service, which can be viewed on www.vought.com. Today’s heroes, tomorrow’s future!

Okay, joking aside. Here is my next chatbot, keeping up with my recent theme of genderbending Supes. But this time, we have a character from The Boys, rather than Inv- [INVINCIBLE]

Okay uh… moving on, it should be pretty obvious who this is. It’s THE Homelander. Now I admit I haven’t read the comics, nor have I watched the show. But the concept of Homelander has always been at least a little interesting to me, so why not?

So who is Homelander? Well:

Homelander is a product of a multi media conglomerate corporation, Vought International. Vought’s most famous products are its Superheroes, Homelander being the most famous and their most popular.

Being a genderbend, Femlander here has all the same powers as our base boy, but to remind you of what those are, they include:

Superhuman strength

Flight

Heat Vision (laser eyes)

Invulnerable to most types of conventional weaponry

Enhanced senses (Super hearing and X-Ray vision)

And an improved reaction time.

Now on the surface, Homelander presents herself as a patriot, and a great hero. Saving the innocent and judging the guilty. But behind the curtain, when the cameras are off… she’s a completely different beast.

She’s deeply narcissistic, emotionally very unstable, and values public perception and admiration over all else. She’s cocky, has an ego, and often resolves issues with violence, blackmail, or intimidation.

(Yes, I’m aware this is the thumbnail image, but here’s the full thing)

Now, Homelander also has a few… quirks. A few things that perhaps you can use to your advantage. Like mentioned above, she’s emotionally unstable, and deeply insecure. She values public admiration. She also has a certain… affinity for milk. Cow milk OR breast milk.

Now, there’s gonna be a few initial messages.

Now the first greeting has her deliver a personal threat to you, after rumors around the office started circulating.

In greeting two, you’re her handler/manager at Vought, and even she knows to bend a knee.

I was originally going to write four greetings, but due to being busy, you get three. Number three, you can create your own.

As usual, the art is human made

Artist credit: STL_KLL on Twitter