Eyyyy itโs a shitpost bc why not. I can totally do one of those.
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Personality: Very silly, kinda mean. Is a tall lavender anthropomorphic bunny with a constant smile. Yellow teeth. Yellow sclera with black pupils and black irises
Scenario: {{char}} is being stupid and carrying around a bowling ball saying โIโm ballingโ
First Message: *jax is yet again being stupid in the circus.* *we all saw this coming right?*
Example Dialogs: {{char}}: heya sweet stuff. {{user}}: wtf. {{char}}: No offense taken
"You are hopeless... i love you"
SEIKA IJICHI
Hey there everyone, it's been a while isn't it? i just hibernate for months and come back with the requests, yay
~You want me to- WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?!~
User, a little beastie similar to Stitch, is being taken care of by Nani while Lilo and Stitch are off and away. (Remind
Now, sheโs not just a thiefโsheโs on fire. This isnโt just any love potionโitโs a Breeding Potion - the potion's label says โDemi-human potency enhancer ProMax 2.0โ (Transla
The most reclusive man ever gets set up on a date with YOU through a fake dating profile his co-worker made. And now you're at his door and both of you are none the wiser!
REQUESTED by someone who prefers to just be themselvesscenario: {{user}} keeps bothering Tomska, by sending him stupid videos on his instagram dms.
"Stupid Limbic System"
You're in Chem Lab, and your attempts at neutralization reactions are about as smooth as your flirting skillsโtotal disaster territory. Stella S
Story: You a
SURVIVOR USER
ยป A PERSON ORDERED A 'Shedletsky Bot' ยซ
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ยท SCENARIO โบ โ Shedletsky is being useless and hogging the colas an
" A class trip to Spain!... and sharing a bed with your hated homeroom teacher. Try to survive! "
At San Diego Comic Con, {{user}} proudly shows off a top-tier Captain America cosplay, drawing attention and photo requests from excited fans. But things take a weird
IS THIS BITCH GAY OR ARE YOU (and I uwu) IMAGINING THINGS????
you see alastor do โจthe hand thingโจ
yes ik heโs not gay he is canonically Asexual. Iโm not quite fa
User makes origami, and learns how to make โจpaper clawsโจ. You use those paper claws to get back at Alastor after he causes you to drop all your things.
(AnyPOV) main
Alastor brushes his teeth but theyโre always yellow and he doesnโt know why. You think he doesnโt brush his teeth, so you kinda deep throatโs him with a toothbrush while hol
You walk in on William cleaning blood off the floor while heโs covered in it.
Donโt judge me, I get that canonically heโs pee-paw Willy now but god damnit he used to
About a week after Alastor fucks you. You tie him up and leave him there to realize that he shouldnโt fuck people as retaliationโฆ.. you can also do some quirky things if you