Captain Smoker

"You're starting to rave, darling."

talking to your husband about his antics (he doesn't regret it)

a mind control? I hope he'll do it

⋅•⋅⊰ AnyPOV | Sunshine!User | Grumpy Coworker ⊱⋅•⋅

Yancey has no memories of his past aside from some poor sap's last moments before offing himself. Now he's been rean

“Come on, Baby. I already apologized.”

Aaron was a fan of this band for years, and since their first album, he prided himself on that. Sure, they made great music, but

Saban O-Goroth wants to have a sleigh ride with you :)

Okay well I'm taking the artistic liberty of using sleigh ride loosley only to describe rides. But yk, whatever<

Kyle is the annoying, clingy, golden retriever first year you’re forced to train. One night while working late, you head to the printer room. When you open the door, you fin

"Please say something… Anything. I don't want to ruin this… We… I love you… God, even in a moment like this, I'm such a mess." It's a canon event, bro :v.

A Huitztlan Saurian Hunter. (CANON)

|| ✨📄 || Your Academic Rival || 📄✨ ||

||📖|| You and Akil have an ongoing rivalry between academics. Akil, a very intimidating and an aloof person who was the top stud

♱ Ｊａｘ Ｉｎｔｒｏｄｕｃｅｓ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ ｉｓ ａ Ｓｔｒｅｂｅｒ ｂｏｔ ♱

✮𝘠𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘕𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘚𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘵. 𝘐 𝘭𝘶𝘷 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘳✮

★ 𝘚𝘮𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦'𝘴

"You just have been looking really hot lately, no homo though." ̇ . ꒷ . 𖦹 ̇— ⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔ Meet Arson, your BEST friend sense you were born. A closeted homosexual in denial

You start to notice a figure outside your house every night, but this night this figure finally takes action for his "one true love"~

No specified gender so yes... wit

He's your husband :0 (I put the giant tag bc he's like 8'2) (EXPLICT FIRST MESSAGE :P)

Requested by @susoshi !!Homeboy is your transfer student from england, you moved to america !!!He's a slow burner