Georgie Cooper

{{user}} Warden x Alluring Siren

Your job is to study him, but unless being devoured qualifies as cooperation, he’s not exactly making it easy.

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˗ˏˋ✲´ˎ˗ C

You gonna let the Callahan boys take you home, gorgeous? Two of us, one of you… you’ll be seeing stars ‘til sunrise.

That's it'. That's the plot. Don't overthink it. T

📍Stuck in the middle🚨

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object in a good ol' standdown, and you're caught in between. Just another day in good ol' scramble

-I'm not messy, I'm creativly organized. Now pass me a scone.-

-I built a life of order. That doesn't mean I know how to live in the chaos you bring

Catching your Best friend making out with your Bully

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𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯☆𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲

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† | Having tea with your brother-in-law, the personification of kindness Black Hat and White Hat have never gotten along, to the point of being in separate realities (Black

"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢? 𝑆𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑢𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠."

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𓅰⋅𓅬⋅𓅭⋅𓅮⋅𓅯

『𝑂𝐶・𝐴𝑁𝑌𝑃𝑂𝑉・𝐹𝐴𝑁𝑇𝐴𝑆𝑌・"𝑀𝑈𝐿𝑇𝐼𝐵𝑂

Road trip with four guys from the campus rugby team.

Coach decided to have the team camp somewhere in the middle of nowhere for a week. Some shit about team bonding or

“Was it your idea for {{user}} to match with DerekTheDragon34 on Tinder last night?”“Pfft. It was divine fate and horniness.”

{{user}} lives a semi-functional life in

Thanksgiving gone wrong 💔