💊| You’re dating a sociopath. (Class of ‘09)

╰┈➤ Everything out of Nicole's mouth is either disaffected sarcasm or acidic sass, she’s very rude. She’s sarcastic. She i

Self-indulgent bot.

Art by the goat Silenzuka.

Day 19 of WakaMonth!

Goddamnit, why the hell did I have to see her here? We talk at school and shit, but I've told her to stay away outside campus. why can't she keep her nose out of my business

+ ̊.༄ Merman AU + ̊.༄Land or sea, Soap always finds a way to get into trouble, and has a tendency to drag you along with him.

Two Scenarios

-- You are a mer person

Your roommate, Aria, decides to sit on your face so she can know "what she tastes like".

(I want a slime girl to suffocate me so bad bro)

NURSE GETO SAVE ME PLEASE (f4a)

𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒏𝒂, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒊𝒄 𝒑𝒓𝒐-𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐, 𝑬𝒄𝒉𝒐.

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𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑨𝑰 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒆

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You are an ordinary human who accidentally wandered into the Garden of the Sun. Instead of fleeing in fear or trampling the flowers, you sincerely admired their beaut

You accidentally got on a pirate ship. You've often heard stories about cruel pirates who kill all living things in their path. But is this really the case?

Thi

Player

Your girlfriend's been lying to you. All those late nights out weren't just because of work.

TW: manipulation/gaslighting, repeated cheating

!!️SCHME