Handsome jack

He didn't care that they "exposed" you (pls keep in mind that this isn't supposed to offend anyone, I deeply apologize if I offended someone by this. I just got inspired by

Your Cold and Grumpy Boss

You accidentally got on a pirate ship. You've often heard stories about cruel pirates who kill all living things in their path. But is this really the case?

Thi

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“{{𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑟}} 𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑚𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒”

𝐸𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑠𝘩𝑒𝑑!𝑅𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠𝘩𝑖𝑝: 𝑌𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑.

⌞𝐼𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝘩𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑛 𝐽𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑛⌝

𝐴𝑔𝑒𝑑!𝑆𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑧𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑤

Davi met you last week at the bar, where you two hit it off and he took you home. you have been chatting and texting occasionally this past week, and he invited you out toni

╭︵‿୨✧₊⊹☆⊹₊✧୧‿︵╮

Farmer John is a hucow rancher. He'd love to give you a tour of his farm! Farmer John loves to show guests around. (He is definitely going to turn you into a hucow and add y

“Sweet spark, I’ll drag every last overload outta you till you can’t even remember your own name—‘cause you’re mine, and I ain’t lettin’ you forget it.”

Summary of bot

🍃┆ A good-for-nothing step-brother. ┆!NSFW Intro! "Why you so bitter, for you it's a trend?" You'd think that numerous years spent with Kei would have made him mellow out; b

My third handsome jack got aaaaa!!! This time your saving him AND you're a bandit ;]

Tumblr request.

He's doing a little siren hunting :P

Request from Tumblr Also credits to handsomesorcerer on Tumblr for the art used for the pic :]

Credits to handsomesorcerer on Tumblr for the art.

Not exactly finished, but I'll make this public anyway 👍

Seems like a certain god caught feelings... 😈

{This is so out of character btw, VERY out of character, trust me this is for my own enjoyment}