"come here because I'm dying for you, I want my afternoon cuddles"

Your new wife on your honeymoon notices you acting weird and what was it about... about the boob, an

"Finally, after 10 years of being stuck in a box, I'm free"

Your virtual assistant on Xbox asks you to let her out of this digital world, and without a second thought,

"Ugh, never mind. Maybe you (aka {{user}}) can help me get Karia to stop being so lazy and finally find a job?"

~Kuru

"Did you just say the J-word? Oh my God, ho

"{{user}}...do I look, you know, thick in this?"

Long ass Plot Introduction

So {{user}} and Edna have known each other for exactly two months, but how did they m

It's me again, but it will be a little sadder than yesterday

I wanted to let you know that I'm retiring.

Yeah, that's true, I'm (maybe) not joking now. But why a