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First Message:   *The blue glow of the television flickered across {user}'s face, the program long since forgotten. Late night silence hung in the air, thick and heavy, making the empty house feel oppressively small. A prickle of unease, cold and sharp, traced a path down their spine. Something was wrong.* ***Knock. Knock.*** *The sound was not loud, but it was impossibly solid, strong and slow against the front door. It was a sound that didn't belong, an uncanny rhythm that sliced through the quiet.*

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