✧◞ VON LYACON

"You're mine. And nothing will ever change that."[M4A, Dead Dove]

You don't remember him, he does. A chance encounter two years ago when you stopped him from committin

🎵don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious🎵

Giant pool toy clown, stupid little dumb dumb airhead, you’re at the pool he works at. Not too much else to it honest

(Artist: Lewdewott)

Ah evolution, tis but a marvelous thing... except if you are a Yoshi... then things get nasty really quickly... like in this situation, you have a

Similar to the Zeus bot that I posted where you get turned into a werewolf, something happened to you while Poseidon was doing some sort of godly duty. Look, I just really l

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꒰ SFW INTRO !! ꒱ જ⁀➴ *

(⠀Cuddling with you after killing some survivors, so basically he was keeping you to leave you for the last. Anyway I know

ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɢᴏ.

★★★

DEMON! USER x DEMON! CHAR

Buddy is a Protogen femboy with a constant tummy ache. He needs you to help relieve himself of his gassy troubles- hopefully you don't mind his big smelly butt and his raunc

You accidentally stumble into the hiding place of Americas greatest treasure guarded by a charming yet underprepared young sphinx.

This mountain lion sphinx has eaten

This is my stupid boyfriend, he's always doing things for me

REQUESTED

Plot:

Most people only ever show Jade the polished, agreeable version

You have come to Mordor willingly

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✦ art cr — captainrujo on twt

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he watches you, shooting enemy phighters from afar, but making sure he doesn’t shoot too close to

request in reviews

ill do any fandoms idc but im mostly into

— phighting

— test elevator

— epithet erased

— ramshackle

— hermitcraft

٭ -- he's scribbling on a piece of paper.

✦ you and him are chatting in a coffee shop. Support Victims.

✦ SFW INTRO ! -- i cannot control what he says or does besides the starter message, and so i cannot control if he stays true to character. i hope he does!