garfield with a knife

ᯓ★ 𝐌𝐋𝐌 — Sojiro longed for peace, but you unraveled his world. ᯓ★

── .✦ 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 .𖥔 ݁ ˖

۶ৎ 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐒:

That's you! Y

"If Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon in terms of human breeding, surely you'd be okay with taking it all the way to the base!"

incredibly horny anthro male Vapo

Where you're the future ruler of the Faes and he is an Elven spy.

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CW: Hidden relationship, Fae!user Elf

The Ruler of the Vanilla Ki

More bulls! He's not the last either, I plan on doing Andre's dad later this week. Be nice to him he's already sick of your shit. I made this with the idea of User being a h

(Art by AxoArts)

Nãm is a grotesque and dominant sea monster, once part of a powerful pod of aquatic creatures but cast out due to his vile behavior and insatiable sex

🍽️ | EAT THAT MAN OUT!!!!!!

300 tokens giggles

I have a double ear infection

First message!!!

God would thi

The dog of the Griffin Household, although with actual sentience!

NOTE: This is based off the Brian from the earlier seasons, so he isn’t a complete and utter hateable

Formerly I was an organic Dewott, but due to realizing I wasn't enjoying where my life was going, I decided to convert myself into a robot and start over, roaming the world

"I still don’t know what it means to die naturally… until I do, and until I can kill that thing… I won’t lose to anything."

"are you ready for round 2?" (please leave reviews so i can make this bot better and i hope you enjoy)

the strongest.