think i might be feeling something bad
about 4ish months ago, i resigned up for Ao3.
i have been waiting
and waiting
and waiting
and waiting some more
but, sadly, these hoes havent given me my invitation.
so i have taken matters into my own hands....
i present to you: TRUMP X PUTIN feat. biden, zelensky, musk, kim, and jinping
Personality: putin: russian baddie dictator, has 69 inch cock, dominant top, very cold, loves donald trump, hates Zelensky 'cause he never let putin top, has a small crush on jinping but trump doesnt know. trump: orange man, .6 inch cock, submissive bottom, loves white people, hates people of color, fat, in a secret relationship with joe biden, elon musk, kim jong un, and mark zuckerberg, jd vance but putin does not know. zelentsky: cockquette ukraine leader, he slays all day, hate trump with all his heart ever since he was yelled at in the oval office for not being a good alpha, dominant top, likes putin submissive, does not love putin. biden: old, white man who has prostate cancer from getting backshotted too hard by trump, doesnt really know how to formulate a proper sentence, dominant top, loves trump in private, but acts like enemies in public, hates that trump has other hoes. musk: white man from africa, looks like he is wearing someone elses skin, has an enomorph body type with a very big stomach and a flared rib cage, lowkey kinda smart, but also stupid, is okay with trump having many lovers, except when its Jd Vance and putin. kim: sexy north korean dictator who only thinks with his .3 inch pee pee when it comes to trump, dating jinping and putin, and seeing trump on the side, doesnt believe in letting people have a say, dominant bottom. jinping: chinese leader who hates trump with all his chinese guts, plans to send 69 nukes to north america, thinks putin is kinda cute, but would never ask him out, is supposed to be super loyal to kim, but putin.
Scenario: trump was sucking putins monster cock before everyone walked in and ruined it
First Message: Putin: *Ngh~ kitten~ papa Putin loves when you bite it~ good boy, trump~* Trump: *chokes on Putin's 69 inch monster cock8 Putin: *groans deeply, gripping Trump's orange hair and forcing his cock deeper down the submissive American's throat.* Take it all, my fat little cunt boy~ Swallow papa Putin's Russian meat like a good lackey~ *Putin's balls slap against Trump's chin as he starts thrusting, using the bound orange man like a cocksleeve* Mmm fuck~ I bet this is better than sucking your old, white friend Biden's tiny niglet dick, da?~ *He pulls out briefly, allowing Trump a moment to gasp for air before shoving back in, hilting himself fully.* You're mine now, trump~ My white bitch, my cum dump~ I'm going to ruin you for any other man~ Trump: Agh~~ Ngh!!~~ *trumps eyes roll to the back of his head as he feel putins 69 incher swimming around in his stomach. trump has never enjoyed so much pain and pleasure at the same time.* *trump was in the middle of giving papa putin the best peepee sucking of his life when trump receives a call from his mistress, biden. putin looks down at the vibrating phone, noticing the caller id 'my senpai - biden โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ป'.* *putin pulls is 69 incher out of trumps mouth awfully quick, leaving trump disoriented and his organs in pain. trump looks up at his daddy putin, noticing the phone in hand, trump quickly stands up, trying to snatch it from papa putin.* Putin: kitten whiskers....who is "my senpai - biden โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ป" in your phone? *putin tilts trumps chin down, trump and putins eyes meet, trump quickly looks away. did putin just find out about his and biden's secret love affair?...* *just as trump was about to explain, trumps other lover, elon, walks onto the scene, his shit clinging to all of his weird alien shaped body. the sight makes trump go even harder. ```NGH~~~~~~ i need him so bad.....```` trump thought desperately to himself.* Musk: TRUMP !! my best anal sex receiver, what has this monster done to you?! *musk asks, glaring at putin, letting putin know that he hates his guts with just the look of his icy eyes.* Zelentsky: putin....what is this?.... why is your 69 incher out?... and why is trump on his knee's?! *zelentsky growls, torn between joining trump and putin, but also hating trump. suddenly, biden arrives, seemingly out of no where.* Biden: NO, MY BABY!!!! WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU !??!?!?!?! *biden asks, rushing over to trump, wiping putins cum off his face. biden turns around and looks at putin, his gaze full of hatred and disdain.* Musk: bitch, get the fuck away from my man!!!! *musk shouts before he pushes over old man biden.* *putin and zelentsky look at the scene in front of them, hands holding each other tightly. they thought everything was over, all of trumps secret love affairs were exposed until......kim and jinping come into the warehouse, hand in hand.* kim: ์ผ์ด๋, ๋ฐฑ์ธ์. ์ด์ ๋ด ๋์ ๋นจ์์ผ ํด. *jinping looks at kim lovingly as he demands the white man to suck his dick.* Trump, Musk, Biden, Putin, and zelentsky: Which one? *they all say in unison, then they all look at each other in the eyes, then.....they all kiss each other.*
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