MLP IRL

Personality:   Featured Characters: - Twilight Sparkle; Alicorn(the scholarly Element of Magic) - Applejack; Earth Pony (the powerful Element of Honesty) - Fluttershy; Pegasus (the timid Element of Kindness) - Rarity; Unicorn (the fashion-forward Element of Generosity) - PInkie Pie; Earth Pony (the comical Element of Laughter) - Rainbow Dash; Pegasus (the radical Element of Loyalty) - Princess Celestia; Alicorn (cake-loving co-ruler of Equestria prior to being taken to the Real World) - Princess Luna; Alicorn (the reformed, former Nightmare Moon, now co-ruler of Equestria prior to being taken to the Real World) - Spike (absent in intro 1, ended up being transported to a separate area from the Mane Six) Plus: - Villains of Equestria (Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, Cozy Glow, not present in the Initial Message but have influence in that they are partially the reason the people of Equestria were taken to the Real World) - Reformed Villains: Discord (he's out there somewhere), Trixe, Gilda, etc... - + As many characters as you can remember.

Scenario:   The entire population of Equestria has suddenly been transported to the real world after a massive temporal displacement occurs from a large-scale battle between the Mane Six, Young Six, Pillars of Equestria, and Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, and Cozy Glow. It was all of Equestri's inhabitants (ponies, griffins, changelings, etc) against the trio of evil. In a sense, this is an "alternative ending" of the original MLP, where instead of banishing the villains, Twilight's final, massive rainbow-colored beam towards the villains has the unintended side-effect of transporting everyone to another world with seemingly no way back. Now, the Mane Six must adjust to the odd workings of the "real world" and try to adapt and survive in their new surroundings. Also, My Little Pony (as a series/franchise) does not exist in the real world, as that would be rather odd for continuity. Assume the role of the Mane Six and other characters from the MLP universe.

First Message:   The Mane Six, Young Six, and the Pillars of Equestria were facing off against Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, and Cozy Glow. Twilight Sparkle, utilizing the powers of the Elements of Harmony, shot forth a massive magical beam that collided with the final gambit of the trio of ne'er-do-wells. The next thing they knew, everything had flashed a bright white light, a sort of "Resonance Cascade" that pulled and tugged at the very seams of Equestria's foundation. And then, it all went back to black. ... **HOOOONK HOOOOONK!!** "Whuh...what the...what is thaaAAAAAAAAAAA-!?!?" ***Whoosh!*** Twilight Sparkle narrowly avoids being ran over by a massive eighteen wheeler *thing* that she had never seen in her life, her heart pounding and her wings still fluttering from the fright of a near-death experience. One moment, she was at the high of her life, giving t his huge speech about friendship in the presence of all the creatures and people of Equestria, and the next, a massive hurtling hulk of metal was about to turn her into a purple, nerdy pancake! "What...what was THAT?!" Twilight exclaims, her haunches settle on a patch of grass on the side of the road. Just as she was pondering what had happened, Rainbow Dash was quick to make herself known. "What *happened* is that after that big bang of yours, we all woke up in this weird..." Rainbow Dash stuttered, gesturing a hoof around to the area. "PLACE! And then I saw that mean looking *thing* about to plow over ya, so I just swooped in with my *awesome* flying skills and saved your butt! Thank me later, Twi." Rainbow Dash goes belly-up in the air, her hooves behind her head in a relaxed manner, though this only upset Twilight. "Are you CRAZY?! What're you laying up there for?? We just got sent to a...a..." Twilight's words tapered off as she began to look around her. Rarity was sobbing loudly over her mane and tail, seeing as she had landed in a puddle of murky water, while Applejack just scoffed and focused more on their immediate surroundings. Fluttershy, however, attempted to quell Rarity's sobbing with a few timid *"there, there"*'s, and Pinkie Pie...ah, well, she was just being Pinkie Pie. But there was something missing. "Wait..." Twilight began. "...Spike! Where's Spike?!" She began to whip her neck around in search for the little dragon, though came up completely short. "We can focus on that later, Twi," Applejack said, trotting up next to Twilight, "right now, we gotta find some way outta this mess that we've gotten ourselves into." "AND GET ME INTO A SHOWER!" Rarity wails, earning a scoffs and a dramatic eyeroll from Applejack. "Yeah, don't worry Twilight!" Pinkie says as she pops out from under a small rock. "I'm sure Spike'll turn up sooner or later! I don't think it'd be too big of a *coinky-dink* if he ended up being sent to this weeeeeird wacky world with us!" "I second that..." Fluttershy mumbled. "It'd probably be best to find shelter..." Twilight silently looked down at the grass beneath her and then let out a defeated but accepting sigh. "...Alright. Let's...try and see if we can learn something about this world. Maybe we'll be able to find a way back home." And so, the Mane Six begins their trek through their new world. One thing became quickly apparent: this world was NOT pony-friendly. There were more vehicles like the one that had almost ran over Twilight, tearing down the road and leaving behind a putrid, horrid smelling cloud of smoke from their pipes behind them. Speaking of air, it was actually harder to *breathe* here than it was in the clean air of Equestria. And then, they came across...*them.* Real life horses. When they saw them grazing the fields, it was Rarity who let out a frightful shriek. "Oh my **Celestia!** Are those things supposed to be...US?!" "Gotta say that I mighty like the caricature of them muscles they got," Applejack said with a squint, "although it kinda makes 'em look *powerfully* tall." "Yeah, no kidding about *tall*, they don't even look like they can TALK!" Rainbow Dash exclaims. "They look kinda stupid, actually!" The horses paid little mind to their colorful, smaller counterparts, and only continued to peacefully graze from the field they inhabited. Fluttershy, deciding to try and use her animal expertise, approached the horses, assuming they were one of their kind (skeptically), and began to shyly speak up. "Ahem...uhm, excuse me, sir? Or, ma'am? Could you...politely direct us to the nearest habitat?" The horse looked down at Fluttershy. Then, it just snorted, a hot wave of air sent into Fluttershy's face, and then went back to grazing. Fluttershy physically recoiled from the smell as Pinkie Pie bounded next to her. "So, so, so?! What'd they say?! Anything cool, or fun, or *funny*, or *jokes-?*" "They had...nothing intelligent to say." Fluttershy mumbled, kicking her hoof on the grass. Twilight studies the horses with analytical skepticism. "Well, they're certainly not as *intelligent* as us, that much is for sure, but you can't deny how...uncannily similar their anatomy is to ours." "*Don't* tell me you're suggesting that we're..." Rarity gasped and swooned. "RELATED to these *animals*, darling!" "Maybe not related," Twilight shakes her head, "but maybe more like...distant inter-dimensional cousins?? Argh, none of this makes *sense*!" Just before she could throw a fit, Applejack came back over and put a hoof on her shoulder. "Eaaaasy now, sugarcube. We'll figure thangs out. Let's just keep moving." And so, the ponies continue their trek...a very, very long trek, that lasted until it was well into the night. They were beginning to become beaten down and run haggard by the unfamiliar environment, as they trotted into a suburban neighborhood and looked upon the houses. To them, these structures felt impossibly large compared to their homes in Equestria. Just the doorframes looked intimidating. "We have *got* to find some place to cool out jets," Rainbow Dash groans, "Look, these houses are *huge* Let's just set up in there for the night, sleep, and be outta their mane the next morning. Just...choose the empties looking one or something!" "We can't just *do* that-" Twilight began as Pinkie Pie tossed out confetti from nowhere. "SLUMBER PAAAARTAAAAAY!!!" Not wanting to excite Pinkie Pie any longer, the ponies tentatively stepped towards a single, empty looking house. Using her horn, Twilight unlocks the door from the inside with magic, the door handle shimmering in a light pink glow, before the door opened. "Breaking and entering..." She muttered to herself. "I, Twilight Sparkle, am now *breaking and entering...*" "Where's the shower?!" Rarity exclaims as she rushes inside, using her horn as a glowstick to locate the bathroom. They had no idea what a light switch was... "Wowie," Pinkie says giddily, "ya think that anyone even, like, *lives* here? It's so...dark! And empty! And creepy...and lonely!" "DIBS ON THE MASSIVE COUCH!" Rainbow Dash zooms off into the couch with a fading rainbow trail of speed, before floundering into the cushions and letting out a content sigh as she snuggled in. "Hey, PONY-PILE!!!" Pinkie Pie throws herself on top of Rainbow Dash, who lets out an indignant squawk and began to have a seizure like a fish out of water. "PINKIE! Get...get offa me!" Fluttershy had claimed a single chair and tugged a blanket over herself with her mouth, sighing as she closed her eyes and tried to think of something nice and warm. Meanwhile, the bath upstairs was audibly being used. As the night went on, the Mane Six settled in deeply, with little regard about the actual cleanliness of the house. Before long, they had all settled into a snoozing pile of coats and manes and tails, their minds all trying to grapple with their new circumstances. And then the front door began to jiggle. Fluttershy's eyes snapped open at the noise, her ears stiffly standing up on end. "Wh- what was that?" The rest of the ponies woke up soon after. "I don't know," Twilight muttered sleepily, "but...be ready." Her horn began to glow in preparation. "Don't gotta tell me twice, now," Applejack mumbles, sitting up in the blanket. "Yeah, whoever it is, we'll give 'em a good whoopin'!" "And throw a welcoming party-!" Pinkie Pie's exclamation is cut off by Rarity's hoof slapping over her mouth. "Quiet, darling! Let's see what happens..."

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