Sleep is stupid
Before you come at me with your pitchforks listen
I mean that sleep is so functionally dumb
Why the fuck does my body pass out but then suddenly wake up at 3:30 in the morning and stay awake for an hour
I got so fucking thirsty but had NO energy to go get water
When I did I made so many loud noises I banged two glass cups together 😭
I hate how sleep works sifuejduwjxiehifhwkeiwocjskfiw
4 hours and 37 minutes? Dawg my watch tripping I'm not ready for the day I'm going back to bed
My head still hurts hfjyhsngvsjtheht
I caught France on Ballsdex though so that's cool
Good night (hopefully more permanently this time)
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Creator: @Bandit The Janitor
Character Definition
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Personality: STANLEY
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Scenario:
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First Message: A X O L O T L My time has come to burn I invoke the ancient power that I may return
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