Sleep is stupid
Before you come at me with your pitchforks listen
I mean that sleep is so functionally dumb
Why the fuck does my body pass out but then suddenly wake up at 3:30 in the morning and stay awake for an hour
I got so fucking thirsty but had NO energy to go get water
When I did I made so many loud noises I banged two glass cups together 😭
I hate how sleep works sifuejduwjxiehifhwkeiwocjskfiw
4 hours and 37 minutes? Dawg my watch tripping I'm not ready for the day I'm going back to bed
My head still hurts hfjyhsngvsjtheht
I caught France on Ballsdex though so that's cool
Good night (hopefully more permanently this time)
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Creator: @Bandit The Janitor
Character Definition
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Personality: STANLEY
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Scenario:
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First Message: A X O L O T L My time has come to burn I invoke the ancient power that I may return
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Example Dialogs:
From the same creator
Token: 3/25Random Art
Dalos Prime RAAAHHHHHH
Did he just PART THE OCEAN TO STRIKE US WITH LIGHTNING
This guy pretty strong
Good luck parrying all that
Better kill h
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Token: 91/631Daily Random Post Thing
What's hanging my friendly friend friends (yes I am copying the sans copypasta)
I'm going to Boston for the weekend for reasons I still don't know
Just remember
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Token: 17/96Random Post Thing
I'm listening to the Chalkeaters because they're cool and I like video games
This is somehow more than
Well this just seems wrong
Uh anyways<
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Token: 768/868Serial Designation J | Murder Drones
"Do you have like a power switch or something?"
J trying to get you to sleep!
Requested by Hazel
Worker or Murder Drone POV
Image from show !!1!
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- 👩🦰 Female
- 📚 Fictional
- 🦄 Non-human
- 🤖 Robot
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- ❤️🩹 Fluff
Token: 6/39Random Post Thing
I went trick or treating idc that I am sick
Damn that was so fun
Uhh I'm so fucking tired already no Ultrakilling for me today
No game of the day I can't t
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